h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~meanwhile~
a ship heads here at high speed through hyperspace

Just so you know, this place is primarily shaded green.


*A monitor turns on, revealing KL*

Yowuzupman! I trust you're not sleeping! Oh, good. You aren't. I just checked up on NYC in the Security Center, and I'm sure you can guess what I found. In any event, keep the heroes away from that one certain hatch. You know the one I mean. That's all.

*The monitor turns off*

Aye captain


as if they'll get through the first ones....he he he

*A hatch opens, and the traditional villains emerge. Several small, grey robots with two legs and a Jacob's Ladder on top of their heads emerge, and go to areas designated for "Sparkies." A few yellow robotic arms begins floating through the air, and spinning around their one big eye. This occurs in the areas designated for "Spirogrips." A few red colored, diamond shaped robots, known as "Spindreds" beginning smashing up and down in some of the corridors. "Slicestars," semi-sentient beings of crystal, begin floating around in areas, ready to slice any hero to shreds. A "Volteface," an energy being that resembles a rapidly moving pair of eyes surrounded by a cloud of electricity, begins patrolling an area containing two bags of sugar, for who knows what reason. Some "Shikadi Mines," large, hero-tracking self-detonating explosives, enter the arena, just waiting for a hero to come too close. Finally, some "Spherefuls," constantly rotating plasma orbs, surrounded by diamond sensors, emerge, looking around for an intruder to absorb. Minos Krylma's face appears on a monitor again*

I trust you can use these, Yowuzupman. They came with the ship, and are specially designated for use in this area.

most excellent, I also have a few tricks up my sleeve
~begins to reset the gav controls to take orders from his computer a few minutes later he finishes~

Ah, wonderful! Looks like you've got everything under control here! If you stop the heroes, there may be a raise in pay coming your way before this mission is over.

~meanwhile~

[KL]

*after an additional 6 hours of DJ Sasha, NYC overrides the PA system and starts playing from RAtM's Battle of LA album, simply because it makes him think of evillene... and how much he wants to get her back for that vicious prank*

*KL hacks into his PA system, and makes it play "Albuquerque," because he loves it, and many of his villains hate it*

*after a full day of Albuquerque Yo finally figures out the command sequence for the newly hacked PA. He then puts on some Godsmack*

[OOC] this is the last line of defense right?

Technically, the Galley lies between the Hub and the QED, but that's not really much of a defense. So yeah, this is it.


*The speakers begin playing "Albuquerque" again, thanks to the killswitch/reprogram button in KL's control room*

*and since NYC is in charge of the security system, and therefore has full control of the music it plays, presses a little radio button on his coat and has the music switch to Sevendust (especially since Godsmack is /such/ a copycat band)*

*And because the Master Control Room controls absolutely everything on the ship, the PA speakers soon begin to play "They Might Be Giants" music*