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Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Julie Andrews Posted Oct 28, 2001
I found a small lump
Of putty in my armpit
One midsummer morn'
Next: Pumpkins, Andrea Doria, and a girl named Maria
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 29, 2001
Midnight. Maria's
pumpkin becomes Andrea
Doria. Bad move!
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Oct 30, 2001
NT: Making it up as you go along.
Well, if I just write.
Then another Haiku comes.
A new topic- born.
nt: creative accounting.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 30, 2001
Penguines are renound
for creative accounting
Unseen by tax man.
NT: Penguines on the beech.
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Oct 30, 2001
They nick your beach ball,
punture it, bury it, laugh.
They ought to be banned.
nt: Penguins running amok in a shopping mall.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 30, 2001
They squawk rudely at
Santa. They peck your toes. They
spit fish at shoppers. 
Next topics: ice, mice, and vice
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Oct 30, 2001
i have a pet mouse.
he has an unfortunate
vice: iced tangerine.
comic penguins who look like puffins
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Julie Andrews Posted Nov 2, 2001
A penguine one day
Put on a fake puffin nose
Antarctic Antics
Next: Penguines, ice cream, caviar
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Nov 2, 2001
Emporer Penguins
spoon iced caviar into bowls
and eat while laughing.
nt: The day the triangle player for the Boston Philharmonic Orchestra was sacked.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Julie Andrews Posted Nov 3, 2001
"We do not need you,"
said orchestra leader to
the triangle guy
Next: serpents, tile, glassware
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Nov 3, 2001
there's a snake in the
kitchen! there on the tile! quick,
trap it with a glass.
apples, judges, spectacles
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Julie Andrews Posted Nov 4, 2001
Through specticles he,
The judge, staired deeply into
Mildred's apple pie.
Next: abhoring loud idiot roommates
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Nov 4, 2001
shut up shut up shut
UP! STOP yelling about rocks!
*pillow over head*
wishing wells, dictionaries, and marbles
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 4, 2001
"Turn down the music!"
I screamed. "It's not on!" hollered
my drummer roommate.
Next topics: Godzilla, buttercups,
and Pez
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 4, 2001
dictionaries say
Wishing wells are for coins but
marbles worth a try?
NT's: music, passion, sausage rolls.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Nov 4, 2001
"i am passionate
about sausage rolls!", sings the
singer. next song, please.
godzilla-shaped pez
dispensers deposit pez.
flavour? buttercup.
windchimes, symmetry, and sports cars
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 4, 2001
The Symmetry is
the only sports car with wind
chimes at each seat. Ding!
Next topics:
Eating pizza in Naples at twilight
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Nov 6, 2001
three-thousand lira
just for one slice of pizza
Oh, it's just two bucks
NT: Canada, bananas, parcheesi
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Nov 6, 2001
Two canadians
play parcheesi with syrup
and a banana.
nt: nudity, plums, viola
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- 762: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 29, 2001)
- 763: Julie Andrews (Oct 30, 2001)
- 764: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Oct 30, 2001)
- 765: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 30, 2001)
- 766: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Oct 30, 2001)
- 767: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 30, 2001)
- 768: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Oct 30, 2001)
- 769: Julie Andrews (Nov 2, 2001)
- 770: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Nov 2, 2001)
- 771: Julie Andrews (Nov 3, 2001)
- 772: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Nov 3, 2001)
- 773: Julie Andrews (Nov 4, 2001)
- 774: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Nov 4, 2001)
- 775: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Nov 4, 2001)
- 776: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Nov 4, 2001)
- 777: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Nov 4, 2001)
- 778: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Nov 4, 2001)
- 779: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Nov 6, 2001)
- 780: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Nov 6, 2001)
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