A Conversation for Haiku Challenge!!!
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) Posted Oct 12, 2001
Where is my hero?
Tuxedo'd, bowtied, so suave...
(Concluded next week..)
nt: Keeping insects in matchboxes. Liquorice allsorts. The meaning of life (or liff)
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Julie Andrews Posted Oct 13, 2001
The wonders of life:
Angles, insects, licorice,
fire, ceramics
Next: Underware, curtains, goldfish
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 13, 2001
Behind the curtains
the goldfish only views the
changing underware
NT: sex, religion, teddy.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Julie Andrews Posted Oct 15, 2001
Teddy enjoys sex
{And by that he means gender}
He's so religious!
Next: Babe Ruth, Ghandi, bath water
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 15, 2001
Babe Ruth stays in bath
so long he shrinks to size of
Mahatma Gandhi.
Next topics: The autobahn, figs,
and Marilyn Monroe
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Julie Andrews Posted Oct 16, 2001
Marilyn Monroe
Eats figs in her racing car
Skirt flips autobahn
Next: Marilyn Monroe and Marylin Monroe, her evil twin.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Oct 16, 2001
"Boo boo be damned, Sis."
"You again Normal Genie!"
nt: Sigmund Freud's fear of squirrels.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) Posted Oct 17, 2001
Sigmund fancies a
night with his mother but the
squirrels tell him "no"....
nt: Appropriate use of apostrophes
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Aurora (Muse au Chocolat; Muse of Fancy Footwear and Seraph of High Heels) Posted Oct 18, 2001
Its not that hard folk's!
I cant understand problem's
with apostophe's!
(For some strange reasons a lot of Germans ALWAYS get this wrong! They insist on using apostophes with the plural. *shrug*)
Next: Speling Misstakes, Moulin Rouge and Radio
Aurora 
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Oct 19, 2001
On the raydeo
I herd a song from Mulin
Ruje, and it was bad
next: balloons, butter, Borneo
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 19, 2001
Do baboons butter
balloons in Borneo? What
do they do with bread?
Next topics: pickles, cement, and the old oaken bucket
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 19, 2001
old oaken bucket
once held pickles then cement
i cry at such shame
NT's: Coffee baboon condoms
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 19, 2001
In my town, baboons
make coffee in condoms. They
don't drink any, though.
Next topics: glaciers, jazz, and Rudy Giuliani.
(Giuliani is the mayor of New York City)
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Julie Andrews Posted Oct 25, 2001
Rudy G's heart melts
Whenever Marie plays sax
In Washington Square
Next: apple pie and Simion Antisocial Behavior
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 26, 2001
Three apes, three apple
pies. One throws his pie. One hides
his. One carves swear words.
Next topics: Broken guitar strings,
Pike's Peak, and Moby Dick
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Oct 26, 2001
Call me broken string,
Pike's peak: Cap'n Ahab stares..
The whale is tuneless.
nt: Sylvester Stallone is called upon to open a can of tuna.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Julie Andrews Posted Oct 27, 2001
Adrian needs help:
She must make tuna salad
Sly opens can slow
Next: Comedians Marc Maron, Janeane Garofalo, and Ben Stein.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Oct 28, 2001
Garafolo is
Enough for me to ponder...
nt: small globules.
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Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
- 741: ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) (Oct 12, 2001)
- 742: Julie Andrews (Oct 13, 2001)
- 743: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 13, 2001)
- 744: Julie Andrews (Oct 15, 2001)
- 745: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 15, 2001)
- 746: Julie Andrews (Oct 16, 2001)
- 747: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Oct 16, 2001)
- 748: ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) (Oct 17, 2001)
- 749: Aurora (Muse au Chocolat; Muse of Fancy Footwear and Seraph of High Heels) (Oct 18, 2001)
- 750: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Oct 19, 2001)
- 751: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 19, 2001)
- 752: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 19, 2001)
- 753: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 19, 2001)
- 754: Julie Andrews (Oct 25, 2001)
- 755: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 26, 2001)
- 756: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Oct 26, 2001)
- 757: Julie Andrews (Oct 27, 2001)
- 758: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 27, 2001)
- 759: Julie Andrews (Oct 28, 2001)
- 760: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Oct 28, 2001)
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