h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*slips back in, retrieves the surveillance footage, and replaces it with the classic ... 'Rocky & Bullwinkle Meet Godzilla' ... *

*scampers out the back way ... having brought a 'back-way' with him *

I love the scene where Boris Badinoff tries to bribe Godzilla
into helping him get rid of moose and squirrel.
Natasha tries to use her feminine wiles to seduce Godzilla for blackmail purposes. Bullwinkle wanders the backwoods trying to find a moose crossing. Rocky practices for his next championship fight.

i recently saw a battle between the casts of 'the rocky horror picture show' and 'priscilla, queen of the desert'

i still have nightmares about it...

You could the Grand March from Aida in counterpoint with "I'm Popeye the Sailor man."

I've always wondered what would have happened if the cast of "Cats" went out to eat at the restaurant where "Ratatouille" works.

Or the cast of "Fantastic Four" visited New York when "The Day After Tomorrow" occurred--maybe the guy who was a human flame could have melted the glacier that covered Manhattan?

That's bizzare,
and I love it.
I wonder what the end result would have been if they commissioned
Salavdore Dali to produce those public service announcements
of the 50s?

together with hieronymus bosch?

With Ingmar Bergam directing.

and boris karloff doing the voice-over

..or Orson Welles...

dialogue by Marcel Marceau.

I've always wanted to see a mime ventriloquist in action.

just don't feed him cabbage before the performance

How about broccoli?
Garlic?
beans?

burp?

if you really wanted to spoil his act you should feed him my (in)famous cabbage casserole with chili, baked beans and garlic



ps: don't forget your gas mask

Sounds like an explosive version of sauerkraut.

Special effects by Patrick Smash (Thunderpants)

yes, it's sort of a cross between sauerkraut and mustard gas

It doesn't get any better than cabbage, chili, garlic, and beans. Got a recipe for that?

I think you could probably run a car on the end result of that recipe.

cabbage - the new oil