h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There's a strong posibilty that we will radish,
Cos we can.

Is it because we're unsavory rapscallions?

Well, it's bean nice chatting with you.

I didn't know that scallions were into rap.
You obviously know your onions.

It's because I pay my onion dues faithfully.

I used to not pay them, but the thugs would beet me.
Or sit on me and squash me.
I would walk down the street, and the others would give me the raspberry.
Finally, they sent someone to tell me I didn't have much more thyme to live.

That was the last strawberry.

*considers radishing a *

Are you planning to make horse d'oeuvres, Pierce?

oh quit ing around

Or as we say here, quit <£25>ing around.

I wish I knew how to quit .

talk is silence is what ewe make of it

I think you are being a bit wooly minded,
perk up or there's a danger of being fleeced.

Batty's big day will soon be here!

what's with the plunger

It's a plunger?
I thought it was a radish.

radish on a stick? yeah, that could be it

radish on a stick must have been a boon to the Vikings after rowing
those longboats.
I'm too exhausted to radish any .
break out the emergency

the white zone is for radishing and radishing only. if you want to radish please go to the white zone...

The O zone is for keeping the infrared rays away from the Earth,
but it has strangely disappeared. So, infrared rays, you are free to come in, but wipe your feet on the mat before you come indoors.

*sneaks in, and leaves some and for the -Lady ... *

*slips away again ... *

That looks like Rev. Nick, and he's a handsome devil too.