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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Oct 27, 2007
But it's a real beggar to slick the hair down with in the mornings. Beating a cow-lick down with a head of cabbage really is NOT a good way to begin a Monday.
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Ray Bradbury, I think, once wrote a sci-fi short story about a society where the main energy source was human flatulence. Beans, cabbage etc was staple foods and everyone had a gas collecting can in their pants.
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Oct 28, 2007
Imagine if every car exhaust had a collector bag
that you could only empty in your living room.
I have a feeling people might think twice
about what kind of car they bought.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 29, 2007
Ode to cabbage
Oh, little clump of leaves so green,
Of vegetables thou art the queen.
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Oct 29, 2007
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 30, 2007
oooh, that almost sounds like the famous vogon poem 'ode to a green lump i found in my armpit this morning'
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 30, 2007
Flatulence, one might suspect,
Starts where two things intersect:
A food that argues with your gut,
And then a pipeline to your butt.
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Oct 30, 2007
and that brings us nicely to the classic of countless
lavatory walls.
Here I sit so broken hearted,
Paid a penny and only far-
passed a lot of wind
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 30, 2007
I think we're going down a slippery slope here.
If we lie in the gutter, at least we should look up at the stars.
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Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too) Posted Oct 30, 2007
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Oct 30, 2007
Sounds like a line from a Bob Dylan song,
there again I've got Bob Dylan on the brain today.
Glad he's lost a bit of weight tho.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 31, 2007
the stars, yes...
we were camping in the wilderness when one night my then wife asked me what i was thinking while looking up at the stars
i said i thought about the vastness of the universe, our insignificance and if there was intelligence out there since there didn't seem to be much around here - and finally asked her 'but what do you think?'
- i'm thinking who the stole our tent, she said...
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 31, 2007
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Oct 31, 2007
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 31, 2007
Next time, you should sleep in a teepee, and let your wife have the wigwam. Unless you think it will strain your marriage by making the two of you too tense (two tents).
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Nov 1, 2007
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 1, 2007
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Nov 1, 2007
Don't get in a flap, ask Guy to rope in a couple
of buddies, preferably a couple of upstanding Poles
for support.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 2, 2007
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