h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A bit like Homer's mu'umu'u (or mu mu) then?
Personally I like a gal with something to hang on,
especially during bronco sex.

that's just it. what do you hang on to, when...

oops, family site

Sometimes, the things you don't comment on are as telling as the things you do comment on.

it's a gift

Maybe you can take up wrap music.

Some music is just sheet music.

And some music is just plain sheet!

if you can even call it music

I'm afraid the definition of music has broadened enough that you could...

indeed

the late frank zappa said 'jazz is not dead, it just smells funny'

he also said (about punk music): 'is that the wave of the future? ah, spare me, please '

Interesting that music can be an olfactory experience.
I'm off to snort a line of Mozart.

A chorus that I sing with doing Mozart's "Dominican Vespers" in December. Several of the movements from that piece have turned into earworms that run through my brain for hours on end.

Another earworm is the choral movement of Beethoven's 9th symphony.
The *whole* movement, not just the main tune. I am convinced that Beethoven was thoroughly demented by the time he got around to writing it.

lucky you

i'm listening to zappa's 'joe's garage I-III' at the moment

if that becomes an earworm i don't know what to do

Earworms, that's a term I haven't heard before but it's very apt.
All that popular music I used to listen to gave me a whole load of
earworms. It got to the point when a chance word or phrase would
set one off in my head.

First time I had sex was to the mental soundtrack of,
Get ready cos here I come.....
oops, too prophetic.

That was madness lies so I knew I had to do
something and started listening to classical music.
Haven't found the hook in Schonberg yet.

I thought you meant "I can't get no satisfaction," which would
be ominously prophetic for your sexual adventures.

knocking on heaven's door

Ah, Bob Dylan has something for every occasion.

yup. 'is your love in vain' would be another option

"Is your love in vein" would be of interest to Mistradrong .

it would