h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The Germans have Ratwurst.

and the Chinese have...
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I wonder why it is that this conversation keeps getting back to recipes for whomped rat? None of my other threads do that.

that is so sad

I could tell you many sad stories.

...about womped rats?

womped rats is an anagram of D.power mats.
These are hooked up to the electric supply
and placed at the front door
for unwanted visitors. bzzzz

My education is complete now that I know that.

Do you plan to use one of those power mats on Halloween, Misty?

rats, rats, rats...

i dreamt of rats the other night

no emotions involved

i just thought i'd better not step on them while walking through the cellar

The big advantage with rats are that it's easier to do lumbar punctures on them than it's on mice.

but aint rats more nourishing

was that a -by ing I missed?

I'm not so sure punctured rat would be better.. they end up very dry when you let the juices run out like that..

Couldn't you moisten them by marinating them in dolphin oil?

careful now

you might as well have suggested roast baby seals on the menu

Don't foreget to skin them before you roast them

Sounds like the subject is too exciting for Br dragonqueen-
she forgot to bring Fafner with her.

It was a osting in disguise


*adding double signatures*

"a osting in disguise"
I'm still trying to figure that one out.

could it be 'posting'

It might refer to Ostia, the port city that used to receive shipments destined for the ancient city of Rome.