h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

1. whenever arthur comes on shout at the top of your voice : hey tim get back to the office!
2. girls, dress up as trillian stand by the door and say im semi alien lets have semi alien babies
3.boys do exactly the same thing!

4.Yell out the ending every 20 seconds until made unable to do so by something....

5.Chuck gummy bears at the screen so it looks like the actors have got something up their nose...
6.get a blowpipe and start trying to beat the crap out of the Vogons

7. Hum the theme music over and over again.

8. Quote all dialogue five seconds after it's said on screen

9. Pretend to be an usher with a fake Indian accent (or real, if you are Indian) with a really powerful torch. Accuse people of not paying and the like...

10. Conduct a mini version of Wagner's Ride Of the Valkries at the back of the theatre.

11. Dress up in nun's costume and start signing Doh a Deer then complain bitterly that you thought it was "Sing-a-long-a-Sound of Music"

12. During the Vogon Poetry scene start twisting in your seat and shout out, "no, no, I just can't take it"

13. Be a bitter fan by constantly saying a bit loudly, "that's not how he says it in the book, they ruined that joke" (Extra marks for taking in the book and a torch to read it with)

14. Ask loudly: "What happened to all the dolphins?"

15. Chew your own leg off to save you from all types of awful poetry...

16. Have two heads.
17. Wear your gown. (unwashed) If anyone asks, tell him it´s the only dress you brought from your planet.
18. Do the Wowbagger. (Ask anyone in the room for his name, then mock them in alphabet´s order)
19. Ask your neighbour about the True Question (the 42 one).
20. Ask in a loud voice when Mos Def will start rapping.
21. Complain: "And Eccentria Gallumbits?"
22. Act as if ýou had the real Guide in your pocket. Tell anyone who doesn´t want to hear about unknown fact about Babelfish.

23. Jump up and down, wriggle about, blink your eyes rapidly, examine all the empty seats with a suspicious look on your face - then finally announce that it's "Somebody Else's Problem".

24. Girls: Say: "Oh, Zaphod is so sweet." Then think about a fan club, sex with him, and so on. Do it of course loud.
Boys: Do the same about the Vize President.

24. Take a sip of your coke and start yelling that it's a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster and act as if your brain is being smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

25. Dress up as Marvin, and walk around the cinema telling anyone that you can how miserable life is.

26. At random intervals, stand up and frantically inform everyone to not panic.

27. When you go to the snack bar, order a "Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster and a Vegan Rhino's cutlet."

28. Paint yourself blue, attach a bunch of arms to your torso, and bring a white tissue. Set the tissue on the ground and pretend to be in mortal fear of it while explaining to passersby that you believe in the Great Green Arkleseizure Theory.

29. Make your lower body consist of small metal legs.
30. Suddenly transform into flowers and fruit and so on, then warp to another seat.
31. Read out the "101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie".

32. Turn up in a wheelchair with a friend who loudly explains that your name is Hotblack, and you're spending a year dead for tax reasons...please direct us to the VIP seats.

33. Be from Betelgeuse Five.
34. Try to get a hitch from anyone.
35. Shoot with a bazooka. Wonder if the shot people don´t immediately take over your opinions.
36. Start to demonstrate for new smilies.
37. Do the sporky things Thingites do.

38. Wear peril-sensitive glasses. Lose your sight each time vogons appear.