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101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
starwarsmaniac Started conversation May 26, 2005
1. whenever arthur comes on shout at the top of your voice : hey tim get back to the office!
2. girls, dress up as trillian stand by the door and say im semi alien lets have semi alien babies
3.boys do exactly the same thing!
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Gerardthehuman Posted May 28, 2005
4.Yell out the ending every 20 seconds until made unable to do so by something....
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
starwarsmaniac Posted May 28, 2005
5.Chuck gummy bears at the screen so it looks like the actors have got something up their nose...
6.get a blowpipe and start trying to beat the crap out of the Vogons
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
david dixon's my hero Posted Jun 12, 2005
7. Hum the theme music over and over again.
8. Quote all dialogue five seconds after it's said on screen
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Gerardthehuman Posted Jun 21, 2005
9. Pretend to be an usher with a fake Indian accent (or real, if you are Indian) with a really powerful torch. Accuse people of not paying and the like...
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Gerardthehuman Posted Jun 21, 2005
10. Conduct a mini version of Wagner's Ride Of the Valkries at the back of the theatre.
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Joycegirl Posted Jun 24, 2005
11. Dress up in nun's costume and start signing Doh a Deer then complain bitterly that you thought it was "Sing-a-long-a-Sound of Music"
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Tony2Times/Prof. Chaos Posted Jun 27, 2005
12. During the Vogon Poetry scene start twisting in your seat and shout out, "no, no, I just can't take it"
13. Be a bitter fan by constantly saying a bit loudly, "that's not how he says it in the book, they ruined that joke" (Extra marks for taking in the book and a torch to read it with)
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
wildewriter1 Posted Jun 30, 2005
14. Ask loudly: "What happened to all the dolphins?"
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
AliciaDavison Posted Jul 4, 2005
15. Chew your own leg off to save you from all types of awful poetry...
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! Posted Jul 22, 2005
16. Have two heads.
17. Wear your gown. (unwashed) If anyone asks, tell him it´s the only dress you brought from your planet.
18. Do the Wowbagger. (Ask anyone in the room for his name, then mock them in alphabet´s order)
19. Ask your neighbour about the True Question (the 42 one).
20. Ask in a loud voice when Mos Def will start rapping.
21. Complain: "And Eccentria Gallumbits?"
22. Act as if ýou had the real Guide in your pocket. Tell anyone who doesn´t want to hear about unknown fact about Babelfish.
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Elwood Herring Posted Jul 27, 2005
23. Jump up and down, wriggle about, blink your eyes rapidly, examine all the empty seats with a suspicious look on your face - then finally announce that it's "Somebody Else's Problem".
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! Posted Jul 27, 2005
24. Girls: Say: "Oh, Zaphod is so sweet." Then think about a fan club, sex with him, and so on. Do it of course loud.
Boys: Do the same about the Vize President.
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Flyrhial Posted Aug 6, 2005
24. Take a sip of your coke and start yelling that it's a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster and act as if your brain is being smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
uncannyMelkor Posted Aug 13, 2005
25. Dress up as Marvin, and walk around the cinema telling anyone that you can how miserable life is.
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
IneffableNinja Posted Sep 1, 2005
26. At random intervals, stand up and frantically inform everyone to not panic.
27. When you go to the snack bar, order a "Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster and a Vegan Rhino's cutlet."
28. Paint yourself blue, attach a bunch of arms to your torso, and bring a white tissue. Set the tissue on the ground and pretend to be in mortal fear of it while explaining to passersby that you believe in the Great Green Arkleseizure Theory.
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! Posted Sep 1, 2005
29. Make your lower body consist of small metal legs.
30. Suddenly transform into flowers and fruit and so on, then warp to another seat.
31. Read out the "101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie".
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
cubiculum_nephili Posted Sep 2, 2005
32. Turn up in a wheelchair with a friend who loudly explains that your name is Hotblack, and you're spending a year dead for tax reasons...please direct us to the VIP seats.
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! Posted Sep 2, 2005
33. Be from Betelgeuse Five.
34. Try to get a hitch from anyone.
35. Shoot with a bazooka. Wonder if the shot people don´t immediately take over your opinions.
36. Start to demonstrate for new smilies.
37. Do the sporky things Thingites do.
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! Posted Sep 2, 2005
38. Wear peril-sensitive glasses. Lose your sight each time vogons appear.
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101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
- 1: starwarsmaniac (May 26, 2005)
- 2: Gerardthehuman (May 28, 2005)
- 3: starwarsmaniac (May 28, 2005)
- 4: david dixon's my hero (Jun 12, 2005)
- 5: Gerardthehuman (Jun 21, 2005)
- 6: Gerardthehuman (Jun 21, 2005)
- 7: Joycegirl (Jun 24, 2005)
- 8: Tony2Times/Prof. Chaos (Jun 27, 2005)
- 9: wildewriter1 (Jun 30, 2005)
- 10: AliciaDavison (Jul 4, 2005)
- 11: Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! (Jul 22, 2005)
- 12: Elwood Herring (Jul 27, 2005)
- 13: Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! (Jul 27, 2005)
- 14: Flyrhial (Aug 6, 2005)
- 15: uncannyMelkor (Aug 13, 2005)
- 16: IneffableNinja (Sep 1, 2005)
- 17: Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! (Sep 1, 2005)
- 18: cubiculum_nephili (Sep 2, 2005)
- 19: Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! (Sep 2, 2005)
- 20: Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! (Sep 2, 2005)
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