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101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Elwood Herring Posted Sep 15, 2005
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie - and we've only got to 38?
Come on - we've got to get up to 42 at the very least!
How about - 39 Try to persuade everybody in the theatre to all say as loud as they can, and all at the same time;
"WOP!"
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! Posted Sep 15, 2005
40: Make all doors feel good anytime someone walks through them.
41: Bring a HHGTTG poster and post it to the projector, the seats, the silver screen, everything!
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! Posted Sep 15, 2005
And Forty-Two: Explain the "Law of Forty-Two", which means that everything ought to refer to 42. That´s not real.
(Thanks for the honour of making 42.)
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
King of Snake Posted Sep 27, 2005
43: Explain very loudly that the "Law of forty two" is actually wrong and should be 43. While foaming at the mouth and twitching irregularly, proclaim that they forgot to carry the 1, they're wrong and you're right, and anyone who disputes this shall be severely discombobulated!
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Think-Am Posted Sep 27, 2005
44: Don't forget your towel.
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! Posted Sep 30, 2005
44:Forget it. Groan, moan and so oan.
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! Posted Sep 30, 2005
45, I mean...
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Think-Am Posted Oct 2, 2005
46: Don't count down 42 minutes in the movie.
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! Posted Oct 3, 2005
47: Steal the posters in the lobby.
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Think-Am Posted Oct 4, 2005
48: Come up with 101 things not to do at the hitchhiker's movie.
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! Posted Oct 5, 2005
49: Act like you were forced to visit the movie and hate Sci-Fi, humour and DNA.
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Lana21 Posted Oct 5, 2005
50: Ask the nearest person if he's a human. if he is, then try to convince him, that you need his brain, to get the ultamte question!
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! Posted Oct 5, 2005
51: Don´t convince him, but put him to sleep, then use two giant saws to do the job.
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Think-Am Posted Oct 5, 2005
52: Talk about how you can't go anywhere without your wonderful towel.
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Lana21 Posted Oct 6, 2005
53: Brag constantly about how you won an award for norways beautiful fjords!
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! Posted Oct 6, 2005
54: protest for a 
smiley.
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Lana21 Posted Oct 7, 2005
55: Insist loudly that the person in front of you is a Vogon. Based purely on the fact that he's so ugly, that he has to be!
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! Posted Oct 7, 2005
56: Bring mp3 player, portable boxes and the hitchhiker song. Play it.
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Think-Am Posted Oct 7, 2005
57: Talk to Marvin about life.
58: Ask the ruler of the Universe questions about the past.
PS: That one about the awards for making fjords and Norway was funny!
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! Posted Oct 8, 2005
59: Hitchhike to the movie theater. Tell EVERYONE about that.
60: Have a very big head and triangular eyes.
61: As soon as the "old Marvin" easteregg appears, be excited and tell everyone about that.
62: Tell everyone that you´re Douglas Adams. If someone says that he´s dead, ask him whether he has ever seen a horror movie about zombies.
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- 24: King of Snake (Sep 27, 2005)
- 25: Think-Am (Sep 27, 2005)
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