h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

12. Wear a cape saying 'Magnificent One'.

12. Tell everyone willing to listen that this film is based on a true story and you know because you met Zaphod once at a party in Islington...

13: Say that Trillian is sexy.

15. wear a second head

16. Point out the numbering errors in this thread



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16.2:Bring a digital watch and a handy.

16.42 open your satchel and show everone your interesting collection of stones

16.5 If your a girl, go around calling yourself Random, and start attacking ppl with sharpened stones. (or shud tht be in the NOT TO DO list)

16. 7734 Ask where the Klingons went.

(just noticed, this posting has all along been doing the wrong thing TO DO, that is call the movie 'hitchikers' instead of Hitchhikers')

16.999 open an account with your Bank with 1 penny then say to the cinema manager you will pay for your ticket at the end of the universe from the compounded interest on your account

39. wear a mice costume and yell " i am your master"

39. Quote dialouge 10 seconds before it happens (I did it the fourth time I saw LOTR: return of the king, not reccomended to anyone who is not partial to being thrown out of cinemas at high-speeds)

40. Run in and out of the cinema shouting the Vogons are here!
41. Ask for a dsicount on your ticket as yellow ships have started arriving and there won't be much point in money
42. Flash a card stating that your a researcher for the guide to get money off your ticket (read the books if you dont understand that)

25. At the risk of sounding repetitive, point out the numbering errors in this thread



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due to a freak wormhole in the space/time continuum, this thread has now gone back to the begining, it's all Eddies fault

1. Materialize on Chesterfield Sofa in the centre aisle and refuse to pay for a ticket as your just claim to be only an anomaly in the space/time continuum and will disappear when Eddie gets back with the popcorn

2. Refuse to pay for the ticket for the aforementioned sofa, as it's someone else's problem anyway...



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3. Notice out of the corner of eye that there is a Italian Bistro by the fire exit, run around the cinema making bleep bleep noises hoping to catch the waiters attention

3. Bring in a portable DVD player (e.g a PSP) and start the film on it 3 secondas before the film starts and turn the volume up REALLY loud.

4(or 5). paint yourself grey and pretend your a vogon

6. Talk to somebody if their name is Fenchurch.

7. Talk to somebody named Fenchurch like a blubbering idiot.