introducing...
Things I Enjoy
Music, (just about anything really)
Food
Rugby
Quality literature (such as that of the legendary Douglas Adams)
Monty Python. (hence the five, not three...Holy grail?..Ni?...no? forget it....)
I am fiercely Patriotic, i just have yet to chose to which country.
These are some things that i just think are fun or at least remotely interesting, well most of them anyway....
***Mark Twain once said, "a classic is a book that everyone wants to
have read, but no- one wants to read"
***i saw this in a free paper it's about alcohol
i drink it when i'm happy,
And when im sad
I drink it when i am alone,
When i have company, i consider it obligitory
i trifle with it when im not hungry
And i drink it when i am
Otherwise, i dont touch it,
Unless im thirsty.....
***Life is not like a box of chocolates, its like a roll of toilet paper, the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes
***The lord didnt do it all in one day, what makes me think i can???
***A smile is an inexpensive way of improving your looks
***John Cleese's original family name was cheese, his father changed in in 1915 when he joined the army
***it is easier to beg for forgiveness, than to ask for permission?
***it will be alright in the end, if it is not alright, it is not the end
***i laugh in the face of danger, then i hide until it goes away...
***when NASA realised that biros wouldnt work in space, they spent millions developing a pen that would write in space, under water and upside-down. The russians used a pencil...
***"ALL I WANT IS STUFF TO BE HAPPY"- stereophonics
***Is it wiser never to speak than to raise your voice and never be heard.../ your either dipping your toe or you're drowning- this is from 'Half way to the bottom' by Aqualung )
***BEWARE OF THE LEOPARD!!!! wherever i stay, i make a version of thi sign and put it up :)
***Just because im paranoid, doesnt mean that they're not out to get me...
***the furure just isn't what it used to be...
***An average person walks 5 times around the world in a lifetime, (that's halfway to the moon)
***never judge a book by its movie -J.W Eagen
***books had action replay, long before televised sports
***Only dead fish go with the flow
***i ran out of sick days, so i called in dead...
***today is the tomorow you were scared about yesterday...
***dream as if you'd live for ever, live as if you'll die today
***when something is new & improved, which is it, if its new, then there has never been anything before it, if it is improved then there must have been something before it, it can't be both at the same time can it?
*** A whelk's chance in a supernova - i over use this...
*** you know those signs that say, "YOU ARE HERE", what do they say when im not?
***'i give Castro a year, no longer.' - Fulgenico Batista 1959
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