A Conversation for Reading the Guide

101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie

Post 1

starwarsmaniac

1. whenever arthur comes on shout at the top of your voice : hey tim get back to the office!
2. girls, dress up as trillian stand by the door and say im semi alien lets have semi alien babies
3.boys do exactly the same thing!


101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie

Post 2

Gerardthehuman

4.Yell out the ending every 20 seconds until made unable to do so by something....


101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie

Post 3

starwarsmaniac

5.Chuck gummy bears at the screen so it looks like the actors have got something up their nose...
6.get a blowpipe and start trying to beat the crap out of the Vogons


101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie

Post 4

david dixon's my hero

7. Hum the theme music over and over again.

8. Quote all dialogue five seconds after it's said on screen


101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie

Post 5

Gerardthehuman

9. Pretend to be an usher with a fake Indian accent (or real, if you are Indian) with a really powerful torch. Accuse people of not paying and the like...


101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie

Post 6

Gerardthehuman

10. Conduct a mini version of Wagner's Ride Of the Valkries at the back of the theatre.


101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie

Post 7

Joycegirl

11. Dress up in nun's costume and start signing Doh a Deer then complain bitterly that you thought it was "Sing-a-long-a-Sound of Music"


101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie

Post 8

Tony2Times/Prof. Chaos

12. During the Vogon Poetry scene start twisting in your seat and shout out, "no, no, I just can't take it"

13. Be a bitter fan by constantly saying a bit loudly, "that's not how he says it in the book, they ruined that joke" (Extra marks for taking in the book and a torch to read it with)


101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie

Post 9

wildewriter1

14. Ask loudly: "What happened to all the dolphins?"


101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie

Post 10

AliciaDavison

15. Chew your own leg off to save you from all types of awful poetry...


101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie

Post 11

Edddie - now with a name 516% longer!

16. Have two heads.
17. Wear your gown. (unwashed) If anyone asks, tell him it´s the only dress you brought from your planet.
18. Do the Wowbagger. (Ask anyone in the room for his name, then mock them in alphabet´s order)
19. Ask your neighbour about the True Question (the 42 one).
20. Ask in a loud voice when Mos Def will start rapping.
21. Complain: "And Eccentria Gallumbits?"
22. Act as if ýou had the real Guide in your pocket. Tell anyone who doesn´t want to hear about unknown fact about Babelfish.



101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie

Post 12

Elwood Herring

23. Jump up and down, wriggle about, blink your eyes rapidly, examine all the empty seats with a suspicious look on your face - then finally announce that it's "Somebody Else's Problem".


101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie

Post 13

Edddie - now with a name 516% longer!

24. Girls: Say: "Oh, Zaphod is so sweet." Then think about a fan club, sex with him, and so on. Do it of course loud.
Boys: Do the same about the Vize President.


101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie

Post 14

Flyrhial

24. Take a sip of your coke and start yelling that it's a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster and act as if your brain is being smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.


101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie

Post 15

uncannyMelkor

25. Dress up as Marvin, and walk around the cinema telling anyone that you can how miserable life is.


101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie

Post 16

IneffableNinja

26. At random intervals, stand up and frantically inform everyone to not panic.

27. When you go to the snack bar, order a "Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster and a Vegan Rhino's cutlet."

28. Paint yourself blue, attach a bunch of arms to your torso, and bring a white tissue. Set the tissue on the ground and pretend to be in mortal fear of it while explaining to passersby that you believe in the Great Green Arkleseizure Theory.


101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie

Post 17

Edddie - now with a name 516% longer!

29. Make your lower body consist of small metal legs.
30. Suddenly transform into flowers and fruit and so on, then warp to another seat.
31. Read out the "101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie".


101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie

Post 18

cubiculum_nephili

32. Turn up in a wheelchair with a friend who loudly explains that your name is Hotblack, and you're spending a year dead for tax reasons...please direct us to the VIP seats.


101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie

Post 19

Edddie - now with a name 516% longer!

33. Be from Betelgeuse Five.
34. Try to get a hitch from anyone.
35. Shoot with a bazooka. Wonder if the shot people don´t immediately take over your opinions.
36. Start to demonstrate for new smilies.
37. Do the sporky things Thingites do.


101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie

Post 20

Edddie - now with a name 516% longer!

38. Wear peril-sensitive glasses. Lose your sight each time vogons appear.


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