h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

86. go dressed as a Klingon and hand out Star Trek convention tickets

87: Text the movie with the original audio comments.

88: Eat too much beer and peanuts.

89: Complain that Marvin doesn't look like he did in the old show.

90: Try to pretend that Marvin is from the movie "I, Robot".

Only 11 more things to go!

91: Have pointed ears. Say: "I´m Arthur!"

92: Write your own poem and read it aloud whenever the Vogons appear.

93. Shout:"That was the worst episode of Star Wars ever!"

94. (even worst) Shout: "That was the best episode of Star Wars ever!"

or whatever order they're in by the time this gets posted

95. Get some perfectly normal beast before going then hand out sandwiches to people going into the movie and tell them your the Perfectly Normal Beast Sandwich Maker

96. Take one of the arms off of one of the chairs and run out saying "you've got the Wooden Pillar of Nature and Prosperity".

97. Get everyone's names and then start insulting them in alphabetical order

whoops, the whole insult thing doesn't count... it's been done already

98: Ask "When is the movie over?" over and over.
99: Ask "When does the movie begin?" after the showing.
100: Ask if there's a meaning of life.
101: Come up with 101 things not to do at the Hitchhiker's movie.

That's 101 things!!!


...Now what?

How about 101 things you must do when you go to the Hitchhiker movie

1. the obvious - take a towel

Good idea! Darn, I was going to say that one...

2. Uh... bring a cup of tea! *lame*

3. invest a dollar(or a pound(or a euro(or for the matter what ever currency you use))) in the galatic bank and hope that the compounded interest will be enough to pay for the tickets for when the sequel "The Resturant At The End Of The Universe" and have change to pay for the meal at Milliways after the show to celebrate, or use the money instead as down payment for a medium tub of popcorn

4 Remember to bring your raincoat if you're sitting next to a rain god.



DL

39. Say another movie is better when everyone else is laughing and enjoying themselves.

6. Wear a T-Shirt saying

where did that post 75 come from????

7. have a box of "Belgium" chocolates to eat during the film

8. Hit the person infront of you over the head with a random piece of sporting equipment, then run to the back or the cinema and apologise through a megaphone explaining in a concise, clear and sincere manner that you thought they had challenged you to a game of Brokian Ultra Cricket.

9. (right number now) Eat apples loudly.

10: Give "no tea" to everyone.
11: Bring a laptop and put all your ideas for this onto h2g2 you´re getting during the film.