We Apologise For The Inconvenience.

Hello, and welcome to your Daily dose of Llama-ness.

I am the sole Earthly representative of Ralph, the Wonder Llama, made famous in the title scenes of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. In the year of our Lord 1974, the wonderful Ralph was thrust upon an unsuspecting world. The Era of the Llama had come.

Over the years, there have been many imposters, such as Albert the Amazing Alpaca, and Colin the Clever Camel. These charlatans were sought and and mercilessly killed by the Spanish Inquisition (I bet no-one was expecting that!), and the true word of Ralph has remained to this day the guiding light in all our lives.

My life has been dedicated to bringing happiness and mirth to all, as shown through my many posts in the "tell us a joke" and "How do I play Mornington Crescent?" threads on this very site.

Now, I must leave, for I tire easily. All this humour takes it out of a man, even one that is blessed by the hoof of Godliness.


DL


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