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101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Lana21 Posted Oct 8, 2005
63: Bring your cat and ask it if people are singing to it. then stare intensely at your chair for an hour, then try to lead a conversation with it.
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! Posted Oct 8, 2005
64: Each time no one can see you, quickly change your outfit. (Just like Trillian in the TV series)
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Lana21 Posted Oct 8, 2005
65: Explain very loud, that you've been messing with your brain, and you know you have a greater purpose, but you have no idea what it is
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! Posted Oct 9, 2005
66: Play Scrabble. Try to put "Forty-Two".
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Simetra Posted Oct 10, 2005
67. Put your hands in the beam of the projector and make shadow puppets of The Ravenous Bug Blatter Beast of Traal eating a Vogon's Granmother
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! Posted Oct 10, 2005
68: Talk to the guys on the silver screen.
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Think-Am Posted Oct 12, 2005
Lol.
63: Blow up two balloons, let them float around the movie theater, and then turn them into a bowl of petunias and a very suprised-looking whale.
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Think-Am Posted Oct 12, 2005
I meant 69.
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Tony2Times/Prof. Chaos Posted Oct 13, 2005
70. Stand in front of the screen with two large bread knives waving them around slowly like a martial arts master; if anyone asks inform them you are contemplating on how to best cut and make a sandwich
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Think-Am Posted Oct 13, 2005
71: Miss the movie like I did...
72: If you miss the movie, get the DVD!
73: If you can't get the DVD, lay around pretending you did.
74: If that doesn't work, contact NASA.
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! Posted Oct 13, 2005
I´ll get the DVD today! Or tomorrow.
75: Yell: "Where´s Jackie Chan?"
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Think-Am Posted Oct 14, 2005
I got the DVD about 3 days ago. The movie's even better than I thought it would be!
76: When people laugh, say, "That's so funny, none of you idiots are worthy enough to laugh at it!!!"
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Simetra Posted Oct 14, 2005
77. shout out very load "that's the Marvin from the TV version"
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Think-Am Posted Oct 15, 2005
Yes, that would be a very bad idea.
78: Point out that Zaphod's cereal box says "The Perfect Cereal FOR TWO!"
We're almost to 101!
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Simetra Posted Oct 15, 2005
79. Go as Thor and demand to be let in for free, then when the manager refuses, throw your axe at the screen and turn him into a CocaCola Machine [sorry maybe a bit far fetched but it would be fun]
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Md Abu Raihan wadud Posted Oct 18, 2005
carry on dear...
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Think-Am Posted Oct 19, 2005
...Huh?
80: Make a sno-cone for Marvin.
81: Ask Marvin how the sno-cone tasted.
82: Insist on an answer to the question.
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Elwood Herring Posted Oct 19, 2005
83 Tell everyone you've already got a DVD of the sequel (Hitch Hiker II), which fell through a wormhole from the year 2020 onto your breakfast table, but you can't watch it because holographic DVD players haven't been invented yet!
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! Posted Oct 19, 2005
84: When the film finishes, you can see DNA´s face for about half a second. Be excited about that, jump around, and yell loudly.
101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
Lana21 Posted Oct 19, 2005
85: Claim that you're from the future, and demand 1.000.000 dollars for the Hitchikers guide 2 (the dollar will be much less worth in the future!)
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101 things not to do at the showing of the hitchikers movie
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- 44: Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! (Oct 9, 2005)
- 45: Simetra (Oct 10, 2005)
- 46: Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! (Oct 10, 2005)
- 47: Think-Am (Oct 12, 2005)
- 48: Think-Am (Oct 12, 2005)
- 49: Tony2Times/Prof. Chaos (Oct 13, 2005)
- 50: Think-Am (Oct 13, 2005)
- 51: Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! (Oct 13, 2005)
- 52: Think-Am (Oct 14, 2005)
- 53: Simetra (Oct 14, 2005)
- 54: Think-Am (Oct 15, 2005)
- 55: Simetra (Oct 15, 2005)
- 56: Md Abu Raihan wadud (Oct 18, 2005)
- 57: Think-Am (Oct 19, 2005)
- 58: Elwood Herring (Oct 19, 2005)
- 59: Edddie - now with a name 516% longer! (Oct 19, 2005)
- 60: Lana21 (Oct 19, 2005)
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