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Post 1841

ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010)

A sudden urge to
sink my teeth in crispy green
alas! alack! no........


um..
nt:on being suddenly unable to think of a really good topic despite havign an absolutely perfect one about 3 minutes ago...

smiley - bluefish I ANDROKTONE smiley - orangefish


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Post 1842

vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670)

hah, that will fox em...
so nt: erm, oh bugger
Now I feel foolish.


nt: transferring one joke from thread to thread in order to appear funnier than you really are smiley - winkeye


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Post 1843

ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010)

Sophisticated
Punning techniques; currently
a bit beyond me.

nt: on someone else having the same ringtone on their mobile phone and confusing you.

smiley - bluefish I ANDROKTONE smiley - orangefish


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Post 1844

vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670)

Mobile phone? Not I.
When one rings, I can relax,
Whose was that? Who cares.


nt: luddites


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Post 1845

Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine

I don't need mobiles.
What's the point when you can just
Send them a letter?

Next topic: eating cereal and milk at midnight


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Post 1846

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Golden flakes of spelt,
kamut, quinoa, mixed with
milk at midnight: yum!

Next topic: peanut butter and jelly sandwiches


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Post 1847

Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine

I've never got these.
Why do people mix the two
Which are nicer plain?

(Off topic: how *do* you make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? I take it that the jelly is the equivalent of jam in England, rather than jello? At least, I hope so... Grover off Sesame Street liked them, didn't he? Hmmm...)

Next topic: Silk scarves


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Post 1848

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

No coffee filters!
Eek! All I have is silk scarves.
These are desp'rate times!

Next topic: The last hibiscus of summer.


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Post 1849

Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!)

is a hibiscus
a tree or a flower or
something quite diff'rent?

sos, i dunno.

smiley - fairy
next:on not being able to stop yourself eating coconut crinkle biscuits.


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Post 1850

Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine

Clothes are getting tight
But still I can't stop myself;
They're too bloody nice.

Next topic: Meringues smiley - bigeyes


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Post 1851

Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42

I can make meringue
Put egg whites in bowl,beat beat
beat beat beat beat beat

beat beat beat beat beat
beat into stiff foamy peaks
Now add sugar, done

(Sorry about the double haiku, but if you've ever made meringue with a beater of the non electric sort, then you will understand)

next: burritos (I don't remember if this has been done before, but even if it has, it needs to be done again)


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Post 1852

Hoovooloo

Whipped up albumen
A bowl of silky white peaks
To lay on lemons.

Next topic: A wall of ice.


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Post 1853

Hoovooloo

Whipped up albumen
A bowl of silky white peaks
To lay on lemons.

Next topic: A wall of ice.


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Post 1854

Hoovooloo

Whipped up albumen
A bowl of silky white peaks
To lay on lemons.

Next topic: A wall of ice.


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Post 1855

teamster

Typew iter missing " "
make haiku w iting insane
wall of many g ains

Next Topic: Linearity


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Post 1856

ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010)

I think it would be
nice if all my thoughts would form
a neat ordered line


nt: crab paste sandwiches


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Post 1857

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Do people put crab
paste in sandwiches so the
bread sticks together?

Crabs need crab paste so
their shells will stick to the rest of
them. The same with bread.

Next topic: apple dumplings


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Post 1858

vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670)

Hail, apple of mine eye.
Thou art my little dumpling,
I love thee baby.


nt: sticking ones fingers down ones throat


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Post 1859

Hoovooloo

WARNING:

Potentially offensive haiku to follow. Just in case, next topic is: Watergate.


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Post 1860

Hoovooloo

Topic: Sticking one's fingers down one's throat

Lacking gag reflex
Makes this action redundant
Good for b**w j**s though.

Next topic: Watergate


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