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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) Posted Sep 24, 2001
A sudden urge to
sink my teeth in crispy green
alas! alack! no........
um..
nt:on being suddenly unable to think of a really good topic despite havign an absolutely perfect one about 3 minutes ago...
I ANDROKTONE 
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Sep 24, 2001
hah, that will fox em...
so nt: erm, oh bugger
Now I feel foolish.
nt: transferring one joke from thread to thread in order to appear funnier than you really are 
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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) Posted Sep 24, 2001
Sophisticated
Punning techniques; currently
a bit beyond me.
nt: on someone else having the same ringtone on their mobile phone and confusing you.
I ANDROKTONE
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Sep 24, 2001
Mobile phone? Not I.
When one rings, I can relax,
Whose was that? Who cares.
nt: luddites
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Sep 24, 2001
I don't need mobiles.
What's the point when you can just
Send them a letter?
Next topic: eating cereal and milk at midnight
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 24, 2001
Golden flakes of spelt,
kamut, quinoa, mixed with
milk at midnight: yum!
Next topic: peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Sep 24, 2001
I've never got these.
Why do people mix the two
Which are nicer plain?
(Off topic: how *do* you make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? I take it that the jelly is the equivalent of jam in England, rather than jello? At least, I hope so... Grover off Sesame Street liked them, didn't he? Hmmm...)
Next topic: Silk scarves
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 24, 2001
No coffee filters!
Eek! All I have is silk scarves.
These are desp'rate times!
Next topic: The last hibiscus of summer.
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Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) Posted Sep 26, 2001
is a hibiscus
a tree or a flower or
something quite diff'rent?
sos, i dunno.
next:on not being able to stop yourself eating coconut crinkle biscuits.
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Sep 26, 2001
Clothes are getting tight
But still I can't stop myself;
They're too bloody nice.
Next topic: Meringues 
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Sep 26, 2001
I can make meringue
Put egg whites in bowl,beat beat
beat beat beat beat beat
beat beat beat beat beat
beat into stiff foamy peaks
Now add sugar, done
(Sorry about the double haiku, but if you've ever made meringue with a beater of the non electric sort, then you will understand)
next: burritos (I don't remember if this has been done before, but even if it has, it needs to be done again)
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Hoovooloo Posted Sep 26, 2001
Whipped up albumen
A bowl of silky white peaks
To lay on lemons.
Next topic: A wall of ice.
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Hoovooloo Posted Sep 26, 2001
Whipped up albumen
A bowl of silky white peaks
To lay on lemons.
Next topic: A wall of ice.
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Hoovooloo Posted Sep 26, 2001
Whipped up albumen
A bowl of silky white peaks
To lay on lemons.
Next topic: A wall of ice.
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teamster Posted Sep 26, 2001
Typew iter missing " "
make haiku w iting insane
wall of many g ains
Next Topic: Linearity
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ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) Posted Sep 28, 2001
I think it would be
nice if all my thoughts would form
a neat ordered line
nt: crab paste sandwiches
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 28, 2001
Do people put crab
paste in sandwiches so the
bread sticks together?
Crabs need crab paste so
their shells will stick to the rest of
them. The same with bread.
Next topic: apple dumplings
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Sep 28, 2001
Hail, apple of mine eye.
Thou art my little dumpling,
I love thee baby.
nt: sticking ones fingers down ones throat
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Hoovooloo Posted Sep 28, 2001
WARNING:
Potentially offensive haiku to follow. Just in case, next topic is: Watergate.
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Hoovooloo Posted Sep 28, 2001
Topic: Sticking one's fingers down one's throat
Lacking gag reflex
Makes this action redundant
Good for b**w j**s though.
Next topic: Watergate
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- 1841: ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) (Sep 24, 2001)
- 1842: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Sep 24, 2001)
- 1843: ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) (Sep 24, 2001)
- 1844: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Sep 24, 2001)
- 1845: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Sep 24, 2001)
- 1846: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 24, 2001)
- 1847: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Sep 24, 2001)
- 1848: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 24, 2001)
- 1849: Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!) (Sep 26, 2001)
- 1850: Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine (Sep 26, 2001)
- 1851: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Sep 26, 2001)
- 1852: Hoovooloo (Sep 26, 2001)
- 1853: Hoovooloo (Sep 26, 2001)
- 1854: Hoovooloo (Sep 26, 2001)
- 1855: teamster (Sep 26, 2001)
- 1856: ANDROKTONE (Visit MoominValley! A639010) (Sep 28, 2001)
- 1857: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 28, 2001)
- 1858: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Sep 28, 2001)
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