A Conversation for The Kingdom of Balwyniti

Welcome weary travellers!

Post 1

King Cthulhu of Balwyniti

Welcome, one and all, to my Kingdom. Feel free to make yourself at home, once you've read the general layout on the home page. The palace is a wonderous place, and don't be afraid to explore. If you'd like to be a prince, princess, ensign, dogbody, ice-cream stand attendant, anything, let me know and the post shall be yours. For now, Enjoy!


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Post 2

Alien

Let me also welcome everyone to my - I mean, our - lovely palace and kingdom!


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Post 3

King Cthulhu of Balwyniti

'Our', yes, I thought that was what you meant......


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Post 4

Alien

Of course it was, but I wonder what you meant by saying 'my' in your speech...


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Post 5

King Cthulhu of Balwyniti

Well, you see, you weren't around at the time, and I *did* build the palace..........sorry. I grant thee one full hour with me in the dungeon, do what you will......


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Post 6

Alien

Fair enough... smiley - tongueout


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Post 7

King Cthulhu of Balwyniti

I thought that might appease your wrath, my Queen. smiley - winkeye


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Post 8

There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

*shuffle shuffle koff koff*

Majesties, it is I, Thruthelthrolth, the aged and decrepit royal butler, grey of hair and also of teeth, and slightly fuzzy around the edges. How *koff* may I be of service to you? *tries not to fart, fails*


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Post 9

King Cthulhu of Balwyniti

Greetings, Thruthelthrolth, and welcome to our kingdom! You may have any post you desire......


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Post 10

There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

*blows nose into a filthy hankerchief, with a noise like the QE2 foghorn*

Oh, your majesty's sense of humour is as sharp as always *koff*. I heard the bell ring down in the butler's pantry with my own ears.... or maybe it was my hearing aid playing up again. It's so difficult to afford batteries these days. Is there any chance *looks sheepishly at feet and scrapes an arc in the dust with left shoe* that the staff will be paid this year?


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Post 11

King Cthulhu of Balwyniti

I thought perhaps you might like a step up in life, my faithful servant. Batteries for your hearing aid?
*summons a worker elf and speaks in his ear*
As for the matter of payment, I think that is something I shall have to discuss with the queen....
*The elf returns, carrying a small object*
I think you'll find, loyal Thruthelthrolth, that this will be an adequate replacement for your old hearing aid.....


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Post 12

There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

Oh your Majesty!! I.. I.. I'm overcome with joy *koff*. I may cry.
*shuffles off to servant's quarters to play with new toy*


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Post 13

King Cthulhu of Balwyniti

There are few limits to my genorosity for those loyal to the throne......


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Post 14

Alien

Indeed, my King...
And the kingdom is expanding! How wonderful! smiley - smiley
Did I hear you mention some matter we should discuss?


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Post 15

King Cthulhu of Balwyniti

Yes, my Queen, the matter of payment for our loyal servants......I can't help but think that payment as such is hardly necessary, as all things are freely available within the kingdom, one has only to ask, but I would appreciate your assistance in the matter.....


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Post 16

Alien

Payment... I'd consider it unnecessary too... Free bakery products and all - who needs money...


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Post 17

King Cthulhu of Balwyniti

And the worker elves can make anything that's required.....


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Post 18

Alien

I guess that matter has been decided then...


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Post 19

King Cthulhu of Balwyniti

Seems to be....though we'd have to decide travelling minstrels on a case by case basis....


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Post 20

Alien

Let's worry about that if any arrive...


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