h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*rolls eyes*
I need alcohol...

I try not too, it just happens, and now I've got to go, I'll hopefully be back inna few mins maybe

We'll see you then, Acolyte!

Here, Tweety, I have some mead that might just fit the bill.

*pours Tweety a Y*

G7

Acolyte leave and the Skylion enters; wearing old ripped up flannel and torn jean with a ugly rubber werewolf mask on his head.
"Hey, has the party just started or what?"

HI hi hi!!!

::leaps off of Kes' lap and brushes against Gw7en's leg, until she sees the LEGO CAR!!!::

OOO!!! LEGO CAR!!!

::jumps into the car and starts to make vrooming noises::

::Kes starts to wake up, and almost pets the phantom cat on his lap::

::Kes panics for a moment-- you can almost see his labcoat stiffen::

::he thinks:: Where's Dragonfly!?? OH no!! I have lost her...

::Dragonfly carries on, happy to be playing in a LEGO CAR:; Vroom Vroom....

::Kes sees her:: Oh!! ::phew::

I can't tell, but it looks like its been going for a while now. Nice costume, Skylion.

G7

*watches Dragonfly zoom around on the lego car.*

Now that is a great mode of transportation!

G7

*Kasia jumps as she heard the noise, Dragonfly is making*

Knowing he has only the briefest of time to have some fun at his favorite Pub on the Planet, Skylion jumps on the boot of the lego car and make like a punk boarder. he pops an aly onto the bar, misses the trick and lands groin first on the barstool.

"oy......."
he says weakly....
"can I get a pale ale, please, and some orange circus peanuts."

thanks Seven, I am wearing it tonite to hand out treats to the kids in my neighborhood. I get to scare the bejessus out of them. I love trick or treaters. Trick, anytime.

::Dragonfly enjoys the sheer silly pleasure of the LEGO CAR, convinced that it is Christmas morn and Santa listened to her requests!!!::

::Kes calculates the car's probably velocity and motor power and other high-tech, brain-i-ac things, especially since he is particulary qualified in the area of LEGOLAND dynamics::

VROOOM!!!

::Dragonfly tries to drive the car, not knowing it is in reverse::

::She almost runs into the sleeping Titania::

::Kes comes over to the cat's rescue:: Careful there!!!... ::he give her a reasuring smile::

::Makes kitty eyes back and thinks that Kes is a very pretty alchemist:: I guess cats aren't allowed to drive, are they!??

lego car is pretty darn indestructable, thinks the embarresed gryphon, and maybe it is time for him to drain the contents of his bottle and make his way back home. Don't want the kids to egg his house.

::Thinks the Skylion is pretty cranky in spite of his mutts beating her Avs the night before::

::Jumps out of the LEGO CAR and is tempted to use Titania's leg as a scratching post!!!::

::Thinks to herself:; What's wrong with me!?? I was craving fish earlier, and now I'd use my friend's leg as a scratching post!!! I never!!!

::Kes scratched the back of her head::

::Her eyes slant happily::

::Kes asks Kasia is he and Dragonfly can be on the clean-up committee::

::Dragonfly's eyes go wide:: What!?? Noooo....

"Only Kidding," he reassures.

Why, thank you, Skylion

Here is your pale ale and some orange circus peanuts

***PLEASE STAND BY FOR TYPING DIFFICULTIES, AND TAKE IT EASY ON THE BACK LOG... THANK YOU!!!!***

Don't you worry, Dragonfly: you will not have to clean up!
You're my guest, so it's okay

Although, I've noticed in the short time I've been here that the backlog is killer. You might want to hurry back, Dragonfly!

BTW, don't worry. The Avs will get their revenge for losing to the Coyotes by winning the Cup this year.

G7

::Agrees with Gw7en, and sticks her tongue out at Kes::

We don't have to clean up!!!

::Wonders if the Witches of East Wick will make an "AUTOMATIC CLEANUP" Spell...::

"I was only trying to be helpful..."

::Enjoys teasing Kes:: Sure you were...

Before he leaves the Skylion has this to say.
Man, it was only one game, y'all. They will meet 2 more times this season. Plenty of opps for you to get even with me. I agree for now, the Av's have the proven playoff levels. They ousted the 'yotes out of the most recent playoffs. But The Great One is a comin' and there shall be Great times ahead for the Laughing Dogs. We shall see come April. Until then Ahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yeah!!!!

::Suddenly wakes up:: Wow, I had a strange dream.... I dreampt that I was actually w*rking! LOL Boy, I'm glad that's over. ::To groogy to read the back log:: Oy! Gimme a Guinness, please!