h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Susan / Witch of Eastwick, dahling your hair looks so - so, wildly
beautiful!!! Um, if you haven't quite read the back log, you may want to stick with the cauldron of cleaning fluid I sure as Hell ain't drinkn' it! And I have only read a couple pages of back log! Well deary, hold down the fort...I have a date with Count Dracul. You remember Vald the Impaler don't you? He's a real cut up! *Here's the bladder of a three winged crow...and we're gonna' have to split the bill three ways on that...we'll talk later...been awhile since I've been shopping on that invisible store in the next galaxy! Good thing Pierce had to stop for lobster. Have a good time...I'll ditch the Count around 11pm & come back to remind everyone to get in a comfy place at Dawn...
their time, as that's when the spell kicks in to put all the mortals to sleep & give the rest of us time to leave without revealing where we all live. Hugs and Kisses all around!!! *tosses a ball of yarn and a squeeky mouse toy at St Dragonfly Kitty....ZZZZZOOOM - Cher is off on her fancy broom. Leaving a trail of Golden Dust - wicked laugh*

Mead! Haven't sampled that in a while. Excellent. Thank you, Gw7en.
*Raises glass*
Your continuing health and happiness. Cheers! *Drinks* Aaah! Lovely!

*Picks up Dragonfly and gives a tickle behind the ears*
.. and so are you - lovely, you little show-off, you.
*Puts her down so she can resume being the centre of attention ...*

[Susan/Witch]

*Stoops and strokes D gently.*

You are very elegant.

*Straightens and gets a small amaretto from the bar. Sips and licks her lips. (Amaretto is SO good!)*

HELLO...PLEASE SEE MY POST AT 801...OH WHAT FUN!
HAPPT HAIIOWEEN!!!!! GO KASIA

::lets everyone play with her new toys from the good-fearted Susan Witch, and she does not charge admission::

::She stalks::

::She stalks::

::She watches::

::She sticks her butt in the air and her tail sways behind her::

::She watches some more::

::Her ears lay against her head::

::her whiskers stop quivering with anticipation::

::AAAAAANNNDDD!! She pounces on the mouse!!!::

Cheers! *sips her own Y*

Cats always seem so good at being the center of attention. Almost makes me wish that I could be one too.

G7

***PLEASE STAND BY AGAIN FOR POOR SPELLING AND COMPLETE ABSENCE OF CLEAR IDEAS. READING THE BACK LOG IS WORTH IT. WE CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU AT THE PARTY!!!!!****

That was supposed to read that you could WATCH me play with my toys!!!

AS IF I would allow others to even TOUCH my toys... except for Kes, and maybe Gw7en and Kasia...

::Pounces again on the squeaky mouse and it slips out from under her::

[Susan/Witch]

Thanks, Cher/Witch. *Goes over to the cauldron and looks at the brew.* Oh Yuck! What happened here?

*Picks up the cauldron and takes it into the back alley where she dumps it into the gutter.*

I wonder if I have time to start over with this? I don't think I do. Oh well. I'll just scrub it out good (scrubs) and fill it with candy for everyone to enjoy.

*Brings in the cauldron filled to the brim now with assorted Halloween candy.*

*Kes sticks out a foot, stops the mouse, and kicks it back towards ... but not too close to ... Dragonfly*

Yes, cat's have the best lives ... and humans to act as personal staff

::waves her tail in the air again and stalks...::

::Watches::

::Stalks::

::Watches::

::Stalks::

::Watches::

::Watches::

::Hopes Kes is Watching::

::Watches::

::AND ATTACKS!!!!!::

::her attack was a bit too vicious-- the mouse has landed in the now candy-filled cauldron::

::Dragonfly races to the cauldron and jumps into it, not knowing it is full of candy::

OH NO!!! I'm in the boiling cauldron!!! EEEEEE!!!!

::realizes nothing bad is happening to her::

::Sees the expression on Kes's face as he runs over to rescue her::

::pretends to struggle and acts as if she is in great pain::

OOO!!!!

OOOO!!!!!

EEEEE>.....

OOOWWWW!!!!!

[Susan/Witch]

Good thing that all the candy are in wrappers.

*Lifts D out of the cauldron and, smiling, rubs her face in her soft fur. Hands her to Kes.*

Look, D! A string!


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*dangles string with yellow felt fishie for Dragonfly to play with*

G7

::starts to blow a kitty-kiss to Susan, but stops when she remembers what that did to John Elway::

::cuddles Kes, her heart pounding, her little body shaking::

*Runs towards cauldron and reaches in for the cat. Grabs Dragonfly, and realises that his arms have not melted. Holds her up in the air.*

You knew, didn't you? You terrible tease!
*Tries not to look relieved that D is OK ... fails*
Here you go - back to the dancefloor ... or, in your case, the prance, wiggle & pounce floor ..
*Finds the mouse in the cauldron, and slides it across the floor*

Hehehe! A FOUR WAY SIMULPOST! Well done folks. Is this a record?
At least the cat is OK

::splits into three cats, one playing with the felt fish, another in Kes's arms, and another playing with the mouse::

I wonder if TPTB would offer a prize for that?

G7

::all three Cat-Dragonflies Forward march to the back alley::

::They tag-team the mutant rats, in the name of Kasia!!!::