h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(ppssttt!!! It's a secret, Doc, and Mina!!! The party's over... but we are making things with LEGOS in the usual pub thread, which I don't have a link to at the moment, sorry... )

It seems a bit quiet in here.

I'll get the drinks babe.

~goes behind the bar and sets up a dozen Tequila Slammers on the bar~

If no one else comes in I think we can manage to knock these back, what do you think?

Can't we start the party again?
Can't let these drinks go to waste.

Yeah start it again

Hahahahhaahaaaa... An after-HALLOWEEN party!?? Hmmm...

::thinks:; It would be a good excuse to flirt with Kes some more...

That's settled then. Help yourselves to Tequila.

Alrighty then, go tell people

*Engländer tumbling into the Xd Purposes Pub down the other leg of the trousers of time. A legotruck starts spreading all the ashes and beer it had formarly cleared up to give back the atmosphere. Orange lightbulbs pop into exisatance and you won´t believe it the GREAT PUMPKIN comes into the bar*

Great Pumpkin: * SORRY I ame late. Late as in the LATE GREAT PUMPKIN. Well, like Slatibartfas I was never good at making these kind of threats.*

*rubs eyes*
This tequila must be good stuff.

Tequila is always good.

What's wrong with your eyes?

I think it might be the presence of the pumpkin

I'm not sure. I thought I saw something.

::starts singing "TEQUILA"!!!::

Der der de der der der de der de der!!!



::wonders if RL D can afford to spend more time playing on the computer... ::

that was 3 simulposts "3"

I blame the tequila.

Da daa da da daa da daa da da daa da da dad da da!!

TEQUILA(QUADRILLA; ZU VIEL, JA! PROMILLA!)

*Engländer rusches Up to the great pumpkin, evolving into his favorite blanket.Being a blanket he says nothing and drops over it, which leads to the great pumpkin disapearing. A Legotruck comes up, tugs (tucks?) at the blanket and disapears under the bar.*

*Poping up on the other side Engländer asks*

Anyone want a homebrewn mild ale? As noone is coming round to my pub, I might as well flog the stuff here, shouldn´t I?

It makes me happy!

The Tequila I mean. I'll stick to that I think.

I am afraid I don't drink liquor... for some reason, milk sounds delightful...

If you still have some of your fine drink left over after the after-HALLOWEEN party, you can share it at Bacchus Bar(http://www.h2g2.com/A426872), but you have to play a game of darts, or pool, or at LEAST give the WHEEL a spin!!! I never knew you owned a pub, Englander, and I read the POST, too!!!

Never know what else can make you happy!

I am happy to offer you my homebrew. It is good! (At least I like it!)

Singing:

Da dab dable di di dab daaaaa
Da dab dadle di bi dab
Da dab dable di di dab daaaaa
dabadaba di bi dab

TEQUILA.

*Engländer falling asleep in mid air. Plonks behind the bar and rests his head on the remnents of an devolved blanket and a pumpkin and a legocar....*

;:hopes that Englander won't wake up with a sore neck::