h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sweeping in, dressed in a black velvet sleevless dress with tight-fitting body and voluminous skirts, silk hand-embroidered shawl with long fringes artistically draped around body*

*starts dancing
slowly
elegant twists of wrists*

*fingers bent in classical Flamenco manner
proud posture
sweeping skirts*

Seven of Nine materializes dressed as a Hawaiian Hula-girl
She hulas around the room, placing black leis intertwined with poison ivy around the necks of the partygoers...
~hula~
~hula~
~hula~

*staying clear of Hula girl
increasing tempo
swirling around
skirts flying
clackering of toes and heels
black fire burning in her eyes*

*Here comes the scary part (well, it IS halloween, no?): Pierce (disguised as The Ghost of Cortez the Killer) has absolutely NO idea about how to do the flamenco...



He does have his manners though - AND a passion for latin music, dance and women (not neccesarily in that order ) so he sits quitely down at the bar with a pint of tequila and enjoys every one of Kristinas steps - and there are MANY!*

*dance growing in passion
even more temperamental
eyes flashing*

*A lego car with two long arms comes from under the Bar. The motor goes "ShikedimShikedimShikediShikedimSShShikedimShikedimikedimShikedimhikedimmShikedim" all across the dancefloor*

*crescendo
pearls of sweat glistening at her temples
bosom heaving
frowning
dancing even more intensively*

*finale, and now the dance is:

- fiery
- vigorous
- bewitching
- passionate
- irresistable

and everybody watching feel as if they were in the middle of a thunderstorm, feeling the power, invading their heart and soul, calling for the hidden feelings from the dark dungeons of their souls
vulcano eruption within*

*finishes off with a quadruple swirl
freezes
throws a blazing look across the room*

*Titania ducks, Pierce ducks, Hula girl ducks*

*look hits Engländer, knocking him unconscious, making him hit the floor with a *

*dramatic exit*

*jumps up*



Olé! Bravo!

*tears in her eyes*

*leaning over unconscious Engländer*

Are you alright, dear?

My soul! What a performance! I am afraid I will have to return to my quarters, senorita Titania. This old heart of mine needs a considerable amount of rest after this. Buenas noches, my dear

*hops around the room*

Buenas noches, Pierce...

*wondering if MoC is still wearing that axe*

*shaking Engländer*

Wake up, honey, wake up!

*RrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrCHINKrrrrrrrrCHINKrrrrrrrCHINKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrSchikedimSchikedimSchikedim*
SchikedimSchikedimSchikedimSchikeSSchikedimSchikedimchikedimSchikedimdim
Gosh, that realy was a smashing performance

*Engländer evolving a new buildingplan for his Legocaroutfit and severel 100 arms to pick up the parts*

*Switching to smalltalk, so he will forget about his spilt drink*
I´ve been to a Pennymarket today and got this super(only two years out of date)Lego constructionkit with an radiocontroled moter I can use with the computer and I am all fidgety to get things together. Just thought I would drop in and have a drink but...

WHERE IS EVERYBODY????(*Engländer looking at the void that has been seeming to take over*)

*the drunk wakes up and looks confused*

umm, have I missed anything?

I'm here, silly, I was just waiting for you to wake up - but I don't know where the rest disappeared to...?