h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Looks down at Styx*

Hello Styx! I'd be careful scurrying about down there as you might get trodden on...

*Bends down, picks Styx up and scratches him behind one of his ears*

There now! Come and sit on the bar over here...I think there's some peanut around somewhere or if you fancy something a bit stronger, Kasia has lots of concoctions available...

{St Bob Soory for the confusion}
evening any one fancy a drink?

strong lady!
I want ginger ale with two cherries. Witches know about cherries heh heh
*sits tall on bar and looks around red eyes glowing*
heh heh heh people are funny!

{St Bob sorry for the confusion}
you have only just realised that?

*Engländer thinking: Ich sitze hier und warte auf´n Kürbis aber´r kummt net (kummt net, kummt net) Auf das brummen eines Mercedes Diesel aber´s kummt net, kummt net...)*

Ho, to the pumkin!

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Please fill this with Anything. Two Anythings if possible...

{St Bob sorry for the confusion}
can anyone make any sence of the german....
*filles his glasses up with Ginuess

I can

I can...just about...
"I'm waiting here for a pumpkin, but it doesn't come, waiting for a brumming, the brumming of a Mercedes diesel, but it doesn't come"
Makes no sense to me I'm afraid...

Oh, sorry...he was sitting, waiting for a pumpkin...

{St Bob}
thanks....that helps alot...now the next question is why.....and he did not even thak me for the badly spelt guiness

Back awake, but for a short time only is Blue! Hello everyone!

{St Bob}
evening...do you want a drink?

sure, how about a hurricane.

*falls aseep because of the drink, but before going yells "BYE" so everyone can hear*
*light snore is heard coming from the floor*ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz.

Blue is now gone, you can leave a message if you know where to leave one.

*Affy comes back in. He is still a spider from the waist down, and from the looks of things, the effects of this accident won't wear off (at least, not in this forum) until after Halloween. Affy looks around*

Okay, I'm back. Did I miss anything?

*Impatiently taps one of his eight feet*

{St Bob}
shure...which contry do you want it in?
oh you mean the drink here
*gives him his drik*

hello folks.

i was going to have a fake ax in my head but i could only find this real one.
anyone wanna stick it in my head for me?

*Engländer still siting in his Linuscostume drinking Guinesssss*

That was a German song about a taxi, once upon a time in the late 1980ies. Gosh, am I getting old...

Well and I am waiting for the GREAT PUMPKIN, is it or or or

Who knows. And sorry for not saying thankyou bob. Thank you!

{St Bob}
wouldent that be a little painful?
but if you insist
*Tackes tha Ax of Moc turns it in to a fake one and put is hon his head*
There you go

Taxi's, Great Pumpkins...ahh, that takes me back...

Hey Affy! Hi there!
What's this accident?