h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi, some of you may remember me... I've been away...
Just popping in because I have Pandora on her cellphone. She is talking while court is in recess. The hearing is going well, but not for George Clooney. It seems that although a restraining order was issued to Mr. Clooney wherein he was to stay at least 5 bedrooms away from any of Pandora's dreams, he found himself unable to control his urges and violated the restraining order and Pandora to boot. More details to come...

I don't think Pandora's going to win that case...too much dream-boating going on!


A little girl goes to spend the holidays with her Uncle on the farm.
When they get to the yard, she says:
"Uncle Bob, those are three lovely little piggies!
What are their names?"

Uncle Bob sighs and replies:
"Breakfast, Lunch and Christmas Dinner"



WR

... better have one more before it starts

*Waves to Cloughie*

Tell Pan, we're behind her all the way...

behind her.. are you sure ... ah yes, fair enough. behind her all the way

Only if I can.. I can't? No?

not sure she feels safe with me behind her

There, there, Hati.

mari

* wonders who this george c looney person is and why everyone wants to hide behind pandora *

Everyone standing behind Pan might have something to do with the big blue sofa type thingee that Pan is standing in front of, and the stash of that's hidden beneath it.

Here's more than you ever wanted to know about Rosemary Clooney's son...

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000123/

How come men's looks improve with age, not that I'm objecting or anything, whilst women shrivel up and turn into that...

*spots herself in a mirror and points with a trembling finger*

i'm much relieved to find out that i will actually start looking better in the years to come

*Pushes Gwennie to the side and stares at herself through thick smeared glasses into the mirror. Adjusts her teeth, pulls her hair back into a bun as tightly as she can so it pulls the wrinkles from around her eyes, hitches her sagging bra, sucks in the top rolls of her tum; exhales, and buttons up her cardigan so it drapes gracefully over that whole area. She pulls up her tights so the knees aren't bagging, straightens her wooly skirt, puts on a few more rings to distract from the bulging veins on her hands, and changes from sturdy nurses shoes into a pair of Doc Marten's sandals, extra wide to allow for the bunion.*

WOOT! I'm one hot granny!

You look just like my role model, Diana Trent (played by Stephanie Cole)!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/articles/w/waitingforgod_1299003284.shtml

nice

And I intend to wear purple, bash in to children with shopping trolleys, cause long delays at supermarket checkouts and drive very slowly without allowing people to overtake me.

*decides this month has gone on long enough and ducks out to

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Waits to see if this works...*

WR

*tries again*

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WR