h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

good.. so that's the way to stop all that sillyness..

well, if gwennie is that adam about it

okay, punning with s is now ofially over - unless you want to continue this ber, of course

* quietly thumbs through some back issues of health and eiency *

* grabs the and hits Pierce and Seth on the head with it *

*Grabs Pierce and Seth and binds them tightly to a pair of chairs, back-to-back by their necks with the juke box cable*

Don't say that I didn't warn you!

*Parks her backside on the floor, removes her boots and her none-witheringly smelly socks, which she rolls into balls and shoves into the captives' respective mouths*

Anyone else want to mess with me and my menopause!?

*Muffles cries and whimpers can be heard from Pierce and Seth*

Fuffuffununnfuffffuu nuffn fuufffunnuuu

would you like some , Seth? there's still some left..

Oh I like it!

Fuuffufuffnn uffufuffuff

Charming!

I cannot really understand you Seth.. but I'll give you the anyway, in case you get hungry.. are you sure you can eat with that sock in your mouth?

ah good

* mentally crosses Gwennie's name off fetish wishlist #28 (toe-nibbling), adds Babette's name to list #37 *

I was on your fetish wishlist Seth?

*Impressed by Seth's apparent lack of taste (and smell)*

Besides, the man with teeth strong enough to nibble my toe nails hasn't yet evolved.

*Inspects her own arthritic and yellowed horns.*

Mine are available!

What? Your teeth?

fffuffufuuu

* finally chews through last bits of Gwennie's sock *

what do you mean "lack of taste", I've more bad taste than you can shake a dousing stick at

if it wasn't for bad taste
i wouldn't have no taste at all

what.. I'm on #37?? so you'll first go out and ... do something ... to 36 others and then ..

forget it, bub..