h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you mean all the s there are orphs?

I may as well start an i movement.

i live in icipation of that moment

*Hears Linus make a pun and fs*

i wonder if it is possible to eradicate puns with hrax

... or get an eleph to stomp on the punner?

these ics are beginning to wear thin

perhaps an eater would do the trick...

eater

Hey look, the are gone already

You c be too sure...

Indeed. I think you rather icipated their departure.

the one up your ps in particular, i would imagine

Ok, I'm up to my ears with these s.

*Kicks the jukebox for appropriate music and begins stomping.*

*the jukebox starts playing "box" by adam and his *

got my tongue...

*Sweeps out the s and opens the window hoping for a nice fresh spring breeze.*

It's snowing!!

*Shuts the window again.*

that would explain while all the s are still here

Can we get a government gr for some insulation?

Like a thousand little oraks?

*Unplugs the jukebox and waves its cable with menace*

The next person to mention s will find themselves sporting a tightly wound cable scarf.

*Silence abounds and several schoolboy-like sniggers can be heard*

Well? I'm waiting...