h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No no, Pan, it's called a cutLASS, which really makes a lot more sense when you think about it. I am, however, finished playing with it, so I will happily whomp Egon with me Mod-whompin stick if you so desire

Awww Thog, you're a real pal!But I think we'd best wait 'til the lad stops whining about his shin.
...*just realises Egon is no longer 'jailbait'...*

...*snaps out of it...*Say Thog, got any, er, herbal remedy? It's a bit of an emergency! My lungs are nearly clear!

I did ask in the nicest possible way...

Yeah, you did, Egon, but it's the principle of the matter, y'know -- you NEVER ask a woman her age. Period. Now, with Pan, you can get a fairly close estimate by just getting an approximate date of when her box was opened, then count up from there


Pan, darling, of COURSE I have hebal remedy -- never leave home without it, right?

::rolls up a cigarette right quick and sparks it::

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*choke* ::passes to Pan::

*holding it in*



*holding it in*



*holding it in*




AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Oh, and just for everyone's info, this is probably the last day that I'll be on hootoo for an indeterminate period of time Next week is my last week at w**k, and I'll be busy training in my replacement. After that, whether or not I have Net access depends entirely on what sort of j*b I get. So, you know, it's been incredibly fun, people!!

I'll be around for today tho

In which case It's time to sing an old pogues song:


SAD TO SAY, I MUST BE ON MY WAY
SO BUY ME BEER AND WHISKEY COS I'M GOIN' FAR AWAY
I'D LIKE TO THINK I'LL BE RETURNING WHEN I CAN
TO THE FINEST LITTLE BOOZER AND TO SALLY MacLENNANE

Hear hear! I'll drink to that.


*quaff*

you'd drink to anything

:hefts his mod-whompin stick and glares at Egon::

Yes, I well would... your point???

*gives thog a couple of s to shut him up, and also to make him get so drunk he might not keep prodding me with his big stick*

bye bye, Thog....

*Finds the hedgehog wandering around and sets it up on the bar to remember Thog by.*

The best cure for sadness is to have a party. As today is my birthday we have a good excuse. Drinks are on me! Enjoy! *Hoists her umbrella in case there is someone under the influence and takes her literally....*

*Inspects, but does not yet stroke the hedgehog.*
Sorry I missed Thog! In his memory, shall we adopt the hedgehog as our new currency?
*Rummages in pocket*
Has anyone got change for two field mice and a guinea pig?

How about a pair of slugs?

*gets out a =============~~~ and posts it to thog...*

Hey! Hope you can make it around this place again soon...

*Finds Thog's old loincloth and uses it to wipe down the bar.*

Ok, what would you like? all around?

Pint of Adnams for me please ... don't bother to wipe the glass first ...

THOG!!!!!~~~~~~=====~~
I'm really gonna' miss that guy. *...wipes away tears...*

M-rae...Please forgive me for missing your birthday!Has Egon asked you your age yet? Cuz Thog left me his Womping Stick!
Here Mari-rae...a bit late, but I hope you'll like it!

...*wonders around in cirles not knowing what to do with herself now that Thog has gone...*:::wonder:::circle:::wonder:::circle:::
wonder:::circle:::wonder:::circle:::wonder:::circle:::wonder:::...*

Pan...

How about going on with that bucket-o-tinis?

I´ll have a , Mari-rae and some

Thanks E. It might have taken me all day to think of that on my own. ...*dips long straw into bucket-o-tinis...hears the 'soad shop yodel'...* EMPTY! ...*goes behind bar tries to recall M-rae's version as she already knows only Kes can really make um' right...*Let's see, is that one pass over the vodka with the vermouth or two shakes of a tail feather?
...*shrugs her shoulders and dinks from the vodka bottle...in a lady-like manner...pinkie in the air an' all...*

*Gobbles her and opens her * OOOOooooooooooOooooooooooooOoooooooooo! A love potion!!! Thank you, Pan! And what's this? A year's subscription to Well Oiled Hunks!!! How did you know???

*Drinks down the love potion and waits for it to take effect. She has her eyes set on Kes, but just then one of Gwennie's s walks by her line of sight and she falls head over heels in love with Spike.


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