A Conversation for The Crossed Purposes Pub

Crossed Purposes; September, 2002

Post 221

Kes

*Looks around, proferring small dish of savouries ...*

Oh! You're rather occupied with the dawg, I see ... don't suppose you want some nuts, then ...?


Crossed Purposes; September, 2002

Post 222

egon

D'you think I would get moderated if I were to mention enjoying the dog's nuts?


Crossed Purposes; September, 2002

Post 223

Kes

Yes, I'd say you would, so best not, eh? smiley - winkeye


Crossed Purposes; September, 2002

Post 224

Hati

*rolls eyes*

Could anybody pour lady a smiley - stiffdrink? smiley - smiley


Crossed Purposes; September, 2002

Post 225

egon

At least thog left his stick.


Crossed Purposes; September, 2002

Post 226

egon

Sorry, Hati, didn't see you there.

*pours smiley - stiffdrink*


Crossed Purposes; September, 2002

Post 227

Hati

smiley - erm

*downs smiley - stiffdrink*
smiley - cool

So what about dogs? smiley - silly


Crossed Purposes; September, 2002

Post 228

Researcher 168814

So what about them, Hati?


*wonders if to *

smiley - silly


Crossed Purposes; September, 2002

Post 229

Pandora...Born Again Tart

smiley - ermHope Mari-rae has had her shots.smiley - groanNot the type you drink. Sheesh.
smiley - ermDon't want Kes *tick*ed off smiley - yuk Puns!smiley - crosssmiley - puff
smiley - discosmiley - wizard
Here M-rae! Here girl. smiley - oj Drink this. smiley - tongueoutYou know what 'they' say about lying down with dogs...we don't want you gettin' up with fleas, now, do we? smiley - winkeye This will reverse the spell or make your breasts a size larger...either way...smiley - ok

smiley - sleepyCloughie called at 11 pm and we chuckled like loons 'til after 3 am. smiley - yawn I need my booty sleep. smiley - crossAn' ifin' the
smiley - monsterMODERATORSsmiley - monsterdon't like the word 'booty' they can full well BITE ME! smiley - biggrin The word is in the newest Webster's Dicksunairy. smiley - winkeye ...*goes to the Blue Goo Couch for a wee nap...tosses off empty beer mugs and ash trays...*smiley - zzz


Crossed Purposes; September, 2002

Post 230

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

*Grabs the smiley - oj and slams it down the hatch! Waits for it to take effect. Waits.... waiting....

Examines her chest, but her boobs still end somewhere around her waistline. smiley - cross*

This stuff doesn't work.



*Dumps the remainder in the smiley - dogs dish.... *


Crossed Purposes; September, 2002

Post 231

Pandora...Born Again Tart

smiley - erm Now Mari-rae...keep that cane in your pants!!
<aside for Gwennie...smiley - dog = pants smiley - biggrinsmiley - sadfacesmiley - yikes
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~smiley - run


Crossed Purposes; September, 2002

Post 232

Kes

Having pun, Pan? smiley - winkeye


Crossed Purposes; September, 2002

Post 233

Pandora...Born Again Tart

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHsmiley - yawnAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

yep smiley - winkeye


Crossed Purposes; September, 2002

Post 234

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

*Hoists her cardigan around her shoulders and sits grumpily in her rocker.*

I'm glad that this is the last week for this thread. I'm not having any kind of fun at all.... except for the smiley - choc from Englander... that was fun. And the hedgehog. I really liked the hedgehog.


Crossed Purposes; September, 2002

Post 235

Seth of Rabi

smiley - cheers Time for another party then Mari smiley - cheers

smiley - stiffdrinksmiley - stiffdrinksmiley - alesmiley - magicsmiley - discosmiley - wizardsmiley - discosmiley - magicsmiley - alesmiley - stiffdrinksmiley - stiffdrink


Crossed Purposes; September, 2002

Post 236

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

smiley - cool *Brightens up and begins rocking in a more affirmative manner.... *

smiley - smiley


Crossed Purposes; September, 2002

Post 237

Seth of Rabi

That's settled then smiley - magicsmiley - smileysmiley - magic

And I'm starting now, because, my smiley - rose petal, I have a lot to celebrate (for once smiley - loveblush)

Shall we start with a mega-martini ?




Crossed Purposes; September, 2002

Post 238

Pandora...Born Again Tart

WWWWWWHHOOO-HOOOOO!!!!! PARTY!! smiley - wowI'm there!
...*kicks the juke box...'In The Mood' begins to play...42 times...*
Why so grumpy M-rae?! smiley - biggrin Has it anything to do with the 'ole' geezer'? Don't EVEN make me come over there.smiley - crosssmiley - biggrin I will, ya' know! smiley - biggrin THen just TRY getting rid of me. I have testimonials as long as Kes' puns on my 'stick-to-itness'. smiley - bigeyes
...*drinks four martinis before anyone else gets a chance to nibble an olive...*Wha'? smiley - cool It's a party, right?!
====smiley - star~~...*carelessly tosses her still lit match over her shoulder...*smiley - star


Crossed Purposes; September, 2002

Post 239

Pandora...Born Again Tart

smiley - tongueout

no sleep..settled Court case...out of Court..very sleepy...
talking like...William Shattner...


Crossed Purposes; September, 2002

Post 240

Seth of Rabi

Drinking like Deforest Kelley off camera


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