h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

::smacks his lips in memory of a very nice young golden retriever that he once had... well done with very nice sides of cole slaw, potato salad, and Ranch dressing ::

E, very nice, I must say, very nice indeed!!
Kes, old mate, just 'cause I'm and herbal man don't mean I'm off my -- au contraire, there'z nothin quite like a good and a fat ===~~!!

::swigs and takes a drag off his cigarette::

Hi Mari! I think the puppies are pleased to see you too...

*The dogs leap around Mari but suddenly Spike breaks free and breaks wind, then leaps up at Egon, bowls him over, eats his ===~~ and finishes his *

Can't take that anywhere...

*Sees everyone suddenly stop and turn and look at her.....*

What? What??? It wasn't me! It was the ! What? It really was the , honest!

*Turns to Thog, offers him another *

I admire your restraint! I'm surprised you didn't want to stomp the just like the Spanish guy .... you know ....

" Cortes, silent upon a in Darien" .....

::takes proffered ::

Thanks, Kes!

::swigs ::

Yeh, y'know, prob'ly shoulda stomped the little er, but 's one of the upsides of the.. er... 'herbal remedy' -- it usually relaxes me beyond the point of stomping small s... not that I didn't WANT to, you understand, just really didn't have the energy to. Next time, probably

As today is my 21st birthday, I'm getting all round.

And, also because it's my birthday, I'm not paying for it.

::sneezes, and five twenty - gallon bottles of suddenly materialize around the room of the Pub::


Well, that's somewhat convenient..

Happy 21st birthday Egon!

Happy Birthweek, Egon... don´t make it too short... it´s only a seventh of the fun celebrating birthdays...

*musters a full voice, somewhat slurred from *

Happy (burp)day to you, Happy (burp)day to you, Happy (burp) day to Egon, Happy (burp) day toooo yoooo!

CHEERS!

HEAR HEAR!!!!

'specially the 21st... woo, that's a big one.. feel old yet, egon?

Just got back from a night out which started a liitlle after my last oost, and it waas agppd one,fortunately not a PUKINGLY GOOD ON LIKE lattd week, but syill very enjoyablre.


Onbe advantafeof this being my 2`1yd is that when i go to boston for chrstmas i'll be avle uo drink!

*sups *

Legally you mean Egon

"Legally" kinda takes some of the fun out of it, maybe?
*Looks in the direction of the Herbalife mob*
Happy wozzits, Egon! May your dooverie never whatsitate!

what he said or something like that anyway Egon

This whole legity buisness... I think I must have missed something in my youth

You had a youth E? Does this mean that once upon a time there was a little E? Awwww!

This may be hard to believe but I was once young too...

*siiiiiighhhhhhh*
Me too...

::day dreams of yesteryear, then it suddenly occurs to him that he wasn't getting ed yesteryear ::

Come to think of it, yesteryear. Being old kicks some serious sometimes

Well... I don´t feel old... I don´t think I am old... but I sure am a bit away from my "youth.."

...and a very safe distance it is too! I managed to survive my youth (just) once. No way I want to go through that again! Raise your glasses! Here's to the process of ageing very slowly and disgracefully!