h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I just saw Billy Connolly riding a motorcycle nude. It was not a pretty sight.

I saw that too ... and I agree ... not pretty at all. It was one of those Yamasaki things ..... Whatever happened to Nortons?

Invested too much in racing at expense of production

Asset stripped by Le Roux and MacDonald

Trademark now German property

to the Dominator

to the Commando

to the Nordstadt Ubergruppenfuhrer

YEAH!!!
and a to the Nordenscrappenbeaterenhaouser!!!

to the Golden Years when bikes had proper names, Thog

Trident !

Black Shadow !

Beezer Bantam



I suppose there's always an exception

*wonders if everybody has suddenly learned chinese, or some other weird language, as the sounds emitted among the and are completly unfamiliar...*

Hey, Thog, I could do with one of those ============~~~~
I`ve got this bloody waitingtime to fill up... that could quicken it up a bit, couldn´t it?

I dunno, E, it depends -- sometimes it shortens time, sometimes it lengthens it...
But it, it's ALWAYS a good idea regardless!!!!



========~~~~ *pass*
*choke**hack* AAAAAAaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

*Accidentally inhales; savours memories of a Triumph Bonnie ....*

Ahhhhhh! and the art of motorcycle maintenance!

You heard about the French effort to combine the above with some soft porn?







It was titled ....






"Emmanuelle of motorcyle maintenance."

*Plonks an big down in front of Kes... *

Do you find it Easy wRitin' those puns?

Well, as you know, I am rather Fonda such humour ... I like to set things Hopp(er)ing from one word to the next. Gee, if I had a Nichol,son for every pun I've made .....

*Ducks, in anticipation of a fast-moving cane.*

Oh ... shortened time, that did, Thog, thanks


*to*

Anytime, E, anytime 'tall

::materializes a for himself and a for his loincloth hedgehog, who has been complaining quite bitterly for the last several hours about never getting anything to drink::

There! Ya happy now, ya little er? Yeh, 's what I thought... GOOD!!!

::quaffs ::

*Passes several s to Thog.*

*Totally distracted by the sight of a hedgehog lurking inside Thog's loincloth, she loses track of the entire thread...*

Yes. Well. Ahem! ..... uh....

... how 'bout them Bears??

Bears??? Where??

::looks around and pulls his favorite whompin stick from his Nev-R-Ful® Satchel::

it, I don't see any bears... and what the is a , Kes?? Never in heard of it...
The hedgehog is simply my currency of choice, mari dear I wouldn't get too excited about it if I was you...

*is terribly occupied with ===~~~, and &*

YAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHH!!!!!

::dashes through waving a cutlass and gesturing thoroughly pirate - ishly::

YARGH!!!

...*sighs in the alley...* For MY birthday...I would LOVE one punless month.
...*pops open the huge green and white stripped umbrella sticking out the middle of the table next to the lounge chairs...*
===~~ Life can be a real b**ch at times. I guess it would be a good idea to be a bit more positive. Life can be a real b**ch at times. Oooo...lookie there, right on cue..."""'"'
'"''""``"''''"'...*begins to sing...*the sky is cryin'...
...*pulls keyboard from under lounge chair and sings the blues...*
I jusss love the blues! So uplifting an' all...

When is your birthday pan? And (dare I ask) what age will you be reaching? Twice mine? Three times? Four Times?

How dare you ask a ing lady her age?!?!?!...*shoves key board into Egons mouth sideways...* Ooooo lookie all your new teeth!...*kicks him on the shin for good measure on her way to the bucket-o-tinis Kes always leaves at the bar for her so's Mari-rae won't thump him upside the head with her cane...*
...*speaking to anyone who'll listen...*Can you believe the 'stones' on Egon?!Asking a ing lady her age!
I think I may ask Thog to whomp on him with his Mod whomping stick thingie...when he's done playing with his cutless. Why do "they" call 'it' a 'cutless'?Seems to me it ought be called a 'cutMORE'...*puts a long straw into the bucket-o-tinis as she doesn't want to strain her arm repeatedly lifting a glass...*