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Very disgracefully

I believe that the motto of the Ulysses bike club in Aust, which is only open to those past their youth (not sure what the exact cut off is):

Growing old disgracefully

Very disgracefully

I believe that the motto of the Ulysses bike club in Aust, which is only open to those past their youth (not sure what the exact cut off is):

Growing old disgracefully

Isn´t there this thing about men not growing old, just ripening like a good wine...


*wonders when he´ll turn into vinegar...*

Aaahh! The Ulysses Motorcycle Club...you may apply for Junior membership from the age of 40. Only persons 50 and over are eligible for Senior membership. "Grow Old Disgracefully" is their motto...

I found The Ulysses Motorcycle Club's website!

Well you've most certainly done that WR! What are you going to do next?

John says that there's a similar club here in the UK that called The Old Farts Motor Cycle Club (somewhere where I would be quite at home for a couple of reasons!).

Motto of Lagos Bikers Club:

Youth and Skill are no match for Age and Treachery

Paying a flying visit to UK tomorrow, Gwennie. Do I need to pack woollies?

pity I can´t ride a motorcycle... I´ve got one of the favorite stretches through the black forest directly infront of my door...

...*snaps out of her daydreams...*
Ya' only age well...if the cork's in nice an' tight!
...*goes around giving all the men birtday kisses...*
Wha'? 'EVERYone' has one!
Speaking of corks...*hands Gwennie several for herself and her doggies...* There ya' go Hon, put a cork in it!
...*returns to dreaming about days of yesteryear...*

Not particularly cold in the Uk at the moment, but it might rain. I'd go for waterproofs rather than woolies if I were you.

Hope I'm not too late to wish you Happy Birthday, Egon! I made you a !

My birthday is next Friday...

I'm not saying how old I'll be, but I could join the bike club as a Senior member without a problem.

Me too ....just remember which side of the road they drive on ...

OH, just go streight ahead with it...

I AWAYS forget whose birthday is when!
...*goes around giving all the ladies ...and even gives Gwennie one too...* Wha'? They ALL have birthdays too. Why, I've even been known to have one every few years my damnedself.
...*looks through the 'HUNK-o-FIREMAN' calendar Gwennie sent her...* No wonder I can't tell when people are having birthdays! Someoneseems to have drooled all over the pages!
Oh my!!! Look at the time!! It's time for a stiff smoke and a smmoth drink! Cheers! Dears! ===~~
...*heads toward alley...* Hey, anyone gonna' fix the door what Thog ripped down?...*steps through the rubble & into the alley...*

*fixes a stiffdrink whilest avoiding the thought of work...*

*dreams of riding his BMW through the Black Forest in front of E's place! Makes millionth resoution to actually turn the page of the birthday calendar behind the toilet door at home*

Here's to everybody who had their birthday this year forgotten by everyone!

*Downs and fills it up again*

Here's to everyone who would like to have their birthday this year forgotten by everyone!

*Downs and fills it up again*

Here's to everyone who forgot to have a birthday forgotten by nobody next year...I'm Solly, arl lay sat again... here's to nobody that anybody didn't forgot to have a birthday last year!

I theme too be confusing my salve - I think aah'd butter top stalking and pore an udder drink!

*stumbles into MR and Gwennie on the bay wack to the counter*

Oops - lorry sadies! Bends yore worthdays?

*Rours Pinkled Wocker an *
If you can cope with this, then you're not as thunk as drinkle peop you are!

"r" do yunk wore hot?

*Tidies up some of the debris from the door to the alley.*

How ya doin' out there, Pan?

*Shuffles around leaning heavily on her cane. Notices that one of Gwennie's s has cornered the under the table where Englander is sitting. Wonders if she should mention it to him.*


E, you might want to change seats....

Yes, I know I`ve got to change sheets... I´ve got a visitor comeing... can´t leave her without a blanket and fresh sheets, can I?

*waits for the to bring aka

*thinks: Why has everyone gone all blurred - have they drunk too much? And it's only the middle of the month!*

[closes eyes to eliminate fuzzy logic images and think more clearly]



*dreams of riding Black Forest roads in the nude on motorcycle at break-neck speeds*




[PS: Pan get your RL teeth into that one!]