h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

::hides behind a stray hydrogen molecule and watches::

*Opens a tear in space time, glances over his shoulder, and heads in. F87362?thread=207340&post=2355389#p2355389*

*Ignoring the fact that curiosity invariably killed the , Gwennie follows through the tear*

I'll be back...

::having followed Mystrunner into the tear by becoming a bit of dust on his clothing, Thog now steps out of the tear and, watching to be sure no one else is observing, hurries down the alley to call some backup::

*stays for a No pun bottle of *

...*...watches Gwennie and Thog follow that strange fellow in her crystle ball...see's Thog...yells...*INCOMING!
...*hops off ledge...opens mini freezer and welds paintball AK47 asault rifle...takes aim...*I've got your back Thog!

::pops into existence... looks about::



SPLAT
SPLAT
SPLAT
SPLAT


it, Pan, quit it, it's just me!!!

::Waits to make sure Pan's not going to shoot him again::

OK! That's better! Jeez, y'know, I appreciate the thought, Pandora, but , maybe you should consider getting some eyeglasses

Anyhoo, guess there's nothing to worry about... yet. Do me a favor though, keep an eye on that Mystrunner dude... he seems a bit... unstable in the ol' trustability department, if y'know what I mean... might be the whole assassin bit, I suppose...


::manifests a and sits next to Pan for a ====~~::

Sorry Thog...itchy trigger finger, ya' know. Besides...that chap has been following me around all day! What do you think it means? ==~~ I was thinking meebee he's jusss a confuse-a-lated Fan or sumthin'...but he's turned up in so many of my threads!...*looks at Thog...* I remember when I was afraid of you! An' now look at us!==~~

*From the roof top*

'Sigh' Young love... I was in love once... but now I have only madness...

...*looks up...*This ain'tyoung love! We're justpals!
Come downfrom thereI'm getting a kink in my neck!
...*readies her paint ball asualt rifle ...just in case...*

I know... it's weird The same thing's been happening to me. I thought it was coincidence, but the 's been in almost all of my threads. I think, my dear, that we're going to have to keep a REALLY close eye on this one.

And are you really serious about bein afraid of me, dear? I know, when I first came here, you were allus runnin around screamin and whatnot, but I always figured that was just an act. Well, whatever the case, I always liked you, so I'm glad you like me now!!

I'm outta here for the eve -- take care o yourself -- here, have a loobrush to remember me by


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Gee, er, thanks.
And yezzzz I WAS afraid of you. You have no idea what 'some' male Hikers have put me through.
And I've been to this M-man's Home Page...he SEEMS harmless enough...jusss a young man...so he says. I find he's wise beyond his years. Guess he'll fit right in...being a wise-a** an' all!
Nearly time for the finale` of American Idol! Kelly! Kelly! Kelly!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
...*tosses kiss back for anyone still in the line of fire...*

*Still hiding behind the bar, drinking his . *

*Hops down a couple of stories.*

Yes, that's an unfortunate side effect of my searches. I can never go completly unnoticed...

I am hunting Orchid, and yet, no sign of her can be found. Its aggrivating.

*Pauses*

And you have my word that I am not trying to exhume you, or any other BFG. I joined with you, and I will stay to the bitter end.
Plus, you get a 45% cost reduction on my rates.

I think you will find that firstly Pan is not a bfg (she might be a lot of other things...

and secondly, the bfgs are quite capable of handling their own problems

Could anybody hold this spell thing for me, it's too restless and I want to have my morning . It is wise and healthy to have the first drink before 7 am.
Anybody?
*holds out kicking and struggling spell*

Hati... that´s a cute spell... couldn´t it just be put behind the bar and mix your ?

I don't think we can trust it.
Who cast it out anyway?

oh... that was mari-rae... perhaps she can knit some protective clothing for the spell not to cause damage...

Oh, could you hold it for me until mari-rae appears?
I really need that .