A Conversation for The Crossed Purposes Pub

Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002

Post 301

Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?)

::crawls out from under the rug where he hid to escape mari-rae's wrath::
...or if you do lose your flamethrower, just keep a good smiley - bleeping grip on your rocket launcher, that's what I always say! smiley - biggrin

smiley - cheers BB!


Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002

Post 302

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

*Gives Bluebottle a great big smiley - kiss, and presses a pack of matches into his hand. smiley - winkeye*


Happy Birthday, Bluebottle! smiley - wow

Those are trick matches. They flame in colors! smiley - magic


Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002

Post 303

Kes

Great! I love White flames!
(phonetic joke for BB)


Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002

Post 304

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

YAAAAAYYYY!!!! smiley - hug


Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002

Post 305

Researcher 168814

*Waves at D, sitting on an island smiley - tongueout*


Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002

Post 306

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

Miss Dragonfly, are you enjoying your trip? Please tell us about it.


Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002

Post 307

Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man

*Sultandude returns from the alley, grabs a smiley - bubbly*smiley - bigeyes

"Belated Happy Birthday BB!"smiley - ok

"Yes Lady D, how is the trip goin?"smiley - cool


Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002

Post 308

Pandora...Born Again Tart

*returns from the alley where she went after Mari-rae wacked her with her cane...comes in feeling MUCH bettersmiley - ok*
smiley - kiss Belated BD BB! *smiley - runs to juke-box, gives it a kick & it blasts out: na-naa-na-naa-na-na...your say it's your birthday...na-
naa-na-naa-na-na-na-naa...your gonna' have a good time...*
smiley - musicalnotesmiley - musicalnotesmiley - musicalnotesmiley - musicalnote
*Pan steps from a chair onto a table and begins to dance.....*
Whooo-Hoooo...PARTEEEE!!!!! smiley - cheers*ignores the glare from Gwennie...and the distasteful, isn't look from poor ole' mari-rae*


Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002

Post 309

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

I leave in about five minutes for the airport... the trip was too short and I should live with Ian in England. There. smiley - tongueout

smiley - hug


Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002

Post 310

Kes

We'd better lay in the supplies of chocmilk, I guess ... Have a safe flight, D! In the meantime ...anyone for an smiley - ale or a smiley - stiffdrink?


Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002

Post 311

Researcher 168814

Give me medicine... I was at the smiley - doctor and I´m smiley - ill and at home...smiley - sadface

Oh, I guess smiley - ale would do as a medicine, Kes smiley - cheers


Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002

Post 312

Kes

The best medicine! Here! smiley - ale


Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002

Post 313

Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?)

I was smiley - ill about a month ago... stayed at home, drank a half quart of Jim Beam and smoked a pack of cigarettes, and felt all better the next day (except for the splitting headache, but that's why God made Aspirin).

smiley - cheers


Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002

Post 314

Researcher 168814

*wonders what illness that was...*


Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002

Post 315

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

I'll take that spare smiley - stiffdrink, Kes! Thank you kindly!

*busily ignoring Pandora dancing ... smiley - tongueout*

Englander! you poor smiley - sheep lamb! What's wrong, honey? Let me make you some chicken soup. You go lay down on Miss D's couch there. Cover up with my wooly afghan. Drink your smiley - ale.

smiley - sadface


Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002

Post 316

Researcher 168814

Oh, I don´t know if I can lie down there now... Dragonfly should be homeing in on this place anytime now smiley - winkeye I´m off to work again, anyway... somuch to do...


Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002

Post 317

Seth of Rabi

thought Afghans were hairy mari-rae smiley - huh

drinks smiley - ale


Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002

Post 318

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

Hairy and wary, it would seem... smiley - winkeye

Miss Dragonfly, I know just how you feel. smiley - sadface

Ok, I have finished cooking up the chicken soup. You may all help yourselves, if you'd like. There are sandwiches to go with, crackers and cheeses too.

I wish there were a smilie for a nice glass of sherry, because that is what I am having.. MMmmm!


Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002

Post 319

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

AHHH!!!! SHERRY!!! FIRE WATER!!! AHHHH!!!!

smiley - tongueout

::lands on her couch::

What time zone is this!?? smiley - tongueoutsmiley - silly


Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002

Post 320

Gwennie

*Wakes up and yawns loudly*

It's lunchtime here in the UK Dragonfly and still a tad early in the day for a sherry...

*Raises a questioning and critical eyebrow at Mari and her sherry*smiley - laugh

Anyone would think that you were celebrating something Mari me old fruit... smiley - bigeyes


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