A Conversation for The Crossed Purposes Pub
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Started conversation Jan 2, 2002
I got to start the new thread this time!
*drinks last of the 
*
are you going to get off my lap soon? I have new stuff to knit up for the new year. Your prosthesis seems to be entangled in my navy merino. 
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 2, 2002
YAY!!! I'm glad Mari-rae is a responsible soul... 
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Ottox Posted Jan 2, 2002
And I'm glad to have my January 
!
Happy New Year all! 
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Jan 2, 2002
Ottox! Nice to glimpse you again! 
Hi, Dragonfly! We need to organize the men to lift Pandora and her Blue Goo couch over to the new thread. I'd do it, but I have a sitting on me. 
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jan 2, 2002
*as if she can read Mari-rae's thoughts, two Chipendale Dancers
carry the Blue Goo Couch in...but Pandora's nowhere to be seen!!!!...they set the Couch down near the fireplace & stroll over to the bar...the door of the Pub opens & Pandora crawls in, dirty &
tattered...* Happy new thread(s) everyone. Wha'? ...Oh!!
the way I look? 
The fella's lost me two turns ago. It's not their brains that interest me, you know? 
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jan 2, 2002
*as if she can read Mari-rae's thoughts, two Chipendale Dancers
carry the Blue Goo Couch in...but Pandora's nowhere to be seen!!!!...they set the Couch down near the fireplace & stroll over to the bar...the door of the Pub opens & Pandora crawls in, dirty &
tattered...* Happy new thread(s) everyone. Wha'? ...Oh!!
the way I look? The fella's lost me two turns ago. It's not their brains that interest me, you know?
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Kes Posted Jan 2, 2002
*Wanders in ...looks around*
Polished bar ... clean glasses .... no goats ...must be a new month! Hi everyone!
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Jan 2, 2002
*Sultandude wanders into the new thread from the alley, sweet-eyed and happy*
"Wow, we had the dancers on last night again and at the end the best looking one took all her kit off and gave us a naked eyefull. Went to bed a happy camper."2
2
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Seth of Rabi Posted Jan 2, 2002
:: Wanders in in dishevelled Red Sea rig (minus kummerbund - lost somewhere between Lagos Motor Boat Club and Ikeja), and 48hr stubble ::
Happy new year S'dude
Does that mean that Rabi drains are blocked with empty sardine tins and distings again ?
Regab and Heinemike for old times sake
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Gwennie Posted Jan 2, 2002
Hello everyone! My my! What a lovely clean January thread we have here...Well done Mari! 
*Hands BB a large and helps herself to another Fullers London Pride which out of the goodness of her heart she offers to the dishevelled Pan*
You look as though you need this more than I do!
*Disentangles Pierce from Mari's blue wool and settles him between Pan's two redundant looking Chippendales*
See if you can be good boys and do a better job of looking after a than you did our Pan here...
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 2, 2002
You know... my purple couch always makes it just fine to the new thread... there must be a glitch some where... Herrrmmm...
::kisses Plato on the forehead and then Sophocoles::
::Sophie sits on her lap and purrs::
Poor Pierce... 
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Jan 2, 2002
"Seth. Off to Gamba tomorrow. Hot date with DeeDee! Greenpeace at 6 o'clock."
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Gwennie Posted Jan 2, 2002
Somehow I can't quite imagine Sultandude waylaying a whaling vessel or participating in an assault on an oil tanker...
*Props Pierce up against one of the Chippendale chaps and shoves a packet of crisps into one of his hands and a into the other*
Do you think Pierce is alright Mari? He's uncommonly silent. Perhaps he's allergic to your wool...
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Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Jan 2, 2002
::staggers in a bit belatedly::
Hello *hic* everybody! Yappy Hew Near!! *hic* Orr..... shomethibng.... *snurk*
::looks about and wobbles::
Hooo!!! Nichse Plachse! *hic**shnurk*
Hrmmmph! Well... ermmmm... yes! 
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 2, 2002
::the hairs on Sophie's back stand up::
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Jan 2, 2002
Watch it, cat!! ::eyes the bristling kitty warily:: I have a flame thrower and I'm NOT afraid to use it!!!1
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Jan 2, 2002
*Wonders if Thog is BFG material???*
I didn't do anything to Pierce. Or to Linus, for that matter. I don't know why people are going catatonic. Don't look at me that way. I am not responsible, I tell you. Small hexes rarely have lasting effects. Drink your drinks and relax. It will all end happily, you'll see.
sheesh.
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Jan 2, 2002
Are you referring to the BFG of DOOM fame, madame? If you are, then yes, indeed I am BFG material -- one of my fondest weapons, actually, although they always took some of your life when you fired them -- that's why I chose the flamethrower to deal with a mere cat...
And btw, I really DO love cats, even more so than dogs!!! Quite tasty! Heh.
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Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
- 1: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Jan 2, 2002)
- 2: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 2, 2002)
- 3: Ottox (Jan 2, 2002)
- 4: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Jan 2, 2002)
- 5: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jan 2, 2002)
- 6: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jan 2, 2002)
- 7: Kes (Jan 2, 2002)
- 8: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Jan 2, 2002)
- 9: Seth of Rabi (Jan 2, 2002)
- 10: Bluebottle (Jan 2, 2002)
- 11: Gwennie (Jan 2, 2002)
- 12: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 2, 2002)
- 13: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Jan 2, 2002)
- 14: Gwennie (Jan 2, 2002)
- 15: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Jan 2, 2002)
- 16: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 2, 2002)
- 17: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Jan 2, 2002)
- 18: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Jan 2, 2002)
- 19: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Jan 2, 2002)
- 20: Kes (Jan 2, 2002)
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