A Conversation for The Crossed Purposes Pub
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Gwennie Posted Jan 4, 2002
*Thinks to herself that revenge can be sweet at times...* 
Allow me Pan dearie... 
*Grabs a plate of crab cakes and shoves the whole lot in to Pan's mouth in rapid succession until she resembles a hamster with full cheek pouches*
There you go! Is that better? What's that? 
*Muffles exclamations can be heard from Pan who's eyes are watering as she tries to swallow the contents of her mouth*
Oh of course! You'd like one of those martini thingees to help you chew, wouldn't you? 
*Reaches for a funnel, jams the spout into a corner of Pan's mouth and pours in the contents of a bottle of vermouth*
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jan 4, 2002
*GULP
BELchhh...
*
Ohmyhell, pardon me. *eyes Gwennie as she seems to want to break her New Years Truce with Pan quiet earlier than she had expected...of course this means that SultaneDude will win one hundred dollars...as Pan & SDude bet that after finding personal information it takes the average woman to break their silence within a limited amount of time...Pan guessed wrongly, in that SHE said that her friends would never tag team her...and SDude had said, "First chance." 
Pierce will be forever different twords me now...I totally had him believing that I was 'always' right. Now that he'll see me...for the very first time as a human, instead of a Goddess......my life is for now & ever changed...bows... 
Oh, & as for anyone not understanding...
I was merely being melodramatic as a way to make me ole' friends sit up & take notice...I just know that Gwennie & Mari-rae are wondering if they have somehow offened me...and poor lil' Dragonfly is completely in the dark......Pierce will toss in a pun
& Mari & Gwennie...they will wonder...What the 
is she talking about?*
BWHAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
Oooo, I got you two good I did! 
If a joke falls flat during deliverance, and nobody understands it...
is it still funny?
* In her onw little World...*
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Jan 4, 2002
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Gwennie Posted Jan 4, 2002
Aw Pan dearest! You say the kindest things at times! 
I think that Pierce is currently beyond the pun as he's been propped over there between those two Chippendales who failed to drag you in with them for a couple of days now...
*Pan follows Gwennie's gaze to the blue goo couch, the vacantly grinning Chippendales and Pierce who is still rigidly clutching his crisps and 
*
It does make one wonder what Pierce has been up to over the Festive season to still be in such a catatonic state, doesn't it? 
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jan 4, 2002
Oooo....Ooooo I know...I know!!! He told me all about it...has to do with T.M.I....(too much information Gwennie...)*sigh*...not fit to be spoken about in mixed, er, proper, no...um, it ain't no bodies
beezwax...that's what. Although I can say that I supplied the cork.
*hoping that was as confusing as her last post*
Are any of you interested in joining my church? The Church of the Born Again Tarts? (that is b.a.t.s., for short see my page for details)...anyone have a few dozen anti-acids they'd care to sell?...*goes in search of dental floss & anti-acids*
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted Jan 4, 2002
I think you could convert me, Pan... I could do with some little religion!!! But you know, as a athiistic agnostic it´s damn difficult...
Why don´t you join my "Church of the Beatles"???
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 4, 2002
::in the dark, looking for a light switch... 
::
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted Jan 4, 2002
Take this... doesn´t look to heavy...
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 5, 2002
Ummmm.... 
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Jan 5, 2002
*Enters Pandora's own little world and looks around.*
Ahhhhhhh! Ha!
Now I know why she is the fabulous person she is!
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jan 5, 2002
Mari-rae...my reputation...please...for the love of...*zeros in on a Chipendale...*... Wha'? Never mind...care to join me in a totally dry martini? The kind w/o the Vodka? What a couple of smart aes you ladies are. I like that in a person.
E, I think you would fit right into my church: of the Born Again Tarts...(b.a.t.s.) Ther are no rules & you keep your own beliefs.
It's a very liberating expierence.
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Kes Posted Jan 5, 2002
I'm in the Bestbitterian church myself .... you know - the one where the Bibles all have handles ...
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Jan 5, 2002
You keep your own briefs, Pan?? Doesn't sound like too much fun. What ales you, Kes? Not worshiping there fast enough?
*Pours out martinis sans vodka for Pandora and for Kes. Blesses them with the sign of the $*
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 5, 2002
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted Jan 5, 2002
I think I´d like to read one of the chapters of your bible, Kes...
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Jan 5, 2002
*Pops in for some of Kasia's oysters and 
*
*Pops out to the alley for *
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Sammi Posted Jan 5, 2002
Hey, y'all! How you doin'?
*Looks at Sultandude slippin' furtive-like into the alley and wonders what is goin' on back there?*
I'll have me a if its all the same to y'all? Thank you!
*Sits down on a barstool and smiles at Kes.*
Hi girlfriend! How are you, sugar?
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Sammi Posted Jan 5, 2002
Hey, y'all! How you doin'?
*Looks at Sultandude slippin' furtive-like into the alley and wonders what is goin' on back there?*
I'll have me a if its all the same to y'all? Thank you!
*Sits down on a barstool and smiles at Kes.*
Hi girlfriend! How are you, sugar?
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Jan 5, 2002
*Pops back form the alley sweet-eyed and grinning. Kicks the jukebox and 
Whiter Shade of Pale starts playing. Walks over to the bar pulls up a stool and grabs a *
"
everybody!"
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Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
- 41: Gwennie (Jan 4, 2002)
- 42: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jan 4, 2002)
- 43: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Jan 4, 2002)
- 44: Gwennie (Jan 4, 2002)
- 45: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jan 4, 2002)
- 46: Researcher 168814 (Jan 4, 2002)
- 47: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 4, 2002)
- 48: Researcher 168814 (Jan 4, 2002)
- 49: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 5, 2002)
- 50: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Jan 5, 2002)
- 51: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jan 5, 2002)
- 52: Kes (Jan 5, 2002)
- 53: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Jan 5, 2002)
- 54: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 5, 2002)
- 55: Researcher 168814 (Jan 5, 2002)
- 56: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Jan 5, 2002)
- 57: Sammi (Jan 5, 2002)
- 58: Sammi (Jan 5, 2002)
- 59: Sammi (Jan 5, 2002)
- 60: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Jan 5, 2002)
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