A Conversation for The Crossed Purposes Pub
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Gwennie Posted Jan 3, 2002
What lack of 
? 
Has the pub run out of ???? 
*Dives behind the bar in search of consolation*
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Researcher 168814 Posted Jan 3, 2002
*Wonders from which thread € would have to get his green armchair and books*
Wheee!!! let me have a 
then...
Happy New Year! And b****r the old one if it was bad! (OOps... I think I got something wrong about b*******g in one of the earlier threads in my h2g2life...) So.. You may or may not b****r the old threads, erm, year if it´s been a bad one...
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 3, 2002
YAY!!! Englander's here!!! YAY!!! 
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Jan 3, 2002
YEAH!!!! B****R ALL THE 
ARDS!
Oh.... sorry -- just going along with the general flow of things... heh...
::swigs a and refills E's glass::
Cheers, mate! 
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Gwennie Posted Jan 3, 2002
*Mutterings can be heard from behind the bar where Gwennie has found a stash of Fullers London Pride*
Heh! Heh! S'mine! All mine my pressiouss...Yesss it issss 
*Curls up around her crate of and falls into a contented and dreamless sleep*
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 3, 2002
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Kes Posted Jan 3, 2002
*Very slowly and quietly, Kes attempts to liberate one can of London Pride from Gwennie's somnolent clutches*
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 4, 2002
::Plato watches very closely::
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310) Posted Jan 4, 2002
Hi folks
A Happy New Year to all of you!!!
Mari-Rae - you are great!! Thanks so much for opening the January thread
Well, as you can see, I have really huge problems to get to hootoo 
It's really the lack of free time, I have right now; I'm travelling much - biz trips - and I'm tired!
I hope you had a great New Year's Ev?
*Kasia runs to the kitchen, carries out some of Pan's crabble cakes, Sultandude's oysters, fresh french *
Anyone to join me?
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Ottox Posted Jan 4, 2002
Only because I really shouldn't be here! 
Kasia
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Kes Posted Jan 4, 2002
Hi Kasia! Happy New Year! I'll gladly join you for some and .
*Still trying to extract a can from Gwennie's grasp without waking her*
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Gwennie Posted Jan 4, 2002
*Mutters and mumbles in her sleep before suddenly rolling over and thrashing out with her left arm, which conveniently connects with Kes's intruding person*
Wha...Wassat? 
*Sits up and blearily surveys the wheezing and groaning Kes, who is rolling about on the floor, cradling his bruised stomach*
S'matter Kes? Did your lunch bite back or something? 
*Pulls Kes to standing and shoves a bottle of London Pride in his shaking hand*
There! Get that down yer throat lad!
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Kes Posted Jan 4, 2002
Wheeeeeze ,,,, Uuuurrrrrgh! ... MMmmmmmmmmmppppppppfhh,
Er, thank you, Gwennie ...just what I was looking for. Cheers!
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Gwennie Posted Jan 4, 2002
You really aught to do something about that cough of yours Kes...
*Slaps the still wheezing Kes on the back, pushing his face into his *
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Researcher 168814 Posted Jan 4, 2002
thog! Oh! Did you get a new loinkloth for yulestice???
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Jan 4, 2002
Thanks for the , Kasia! Hi E!
Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 4, 2002
....do be do.....
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jan 4, 2002
*Pandora has managed to drag herself up to the bar...lays her face sideways & opens her mouth...*Willl someone please 'hockey-puck' a few of Kaisa's crab cakes into my mouth? I THINK I may have the strength to chew. 
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Crossed Purposes Pub : January 2002
- 21: Gwennie (Jan 3, 2002)
- 22: Researcher 168814 (Jan 3, 2002)
- 23: Kes (Jan 3, 2002)
- 24: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 3, 2002)
- 25: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Jan 3, 2002)
- 26: Gwennie (Jan 3, 2002)
- 27: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 3, 2002)
- 28: Kes (Jan 3, 2002)
- 29: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 4, 2002)
- 30: Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310) (Jan 4, 2002)
- 31: Ottox (Jan 4, 2002)
- 32: Kes (Jan 4, 2002)
- 33: Gwennie (Jan 4, 2002)
- 34: Kes (Jan 4, 2002)
- 35: Gwennie (Jan 4, 2002)
- 36: Kes (Jan 4, 2002)
- 37: Researcher 168814 (Jan 4, 2002)
- 38: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Jan 4, 2002)
- 39: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 4, 2002)
- 40: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jan 4, 2002)
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