h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, it looks like I should come and visit you, Mina at your new place then.

*Kasia drinks her PN, not sure if she likes the new situation, but as an open-minded woman, she looks forward optimistic*

*notices Pierce looking at her talking to herself, smiles in his general direction*
Kon'nichiwa, stranger. Why the blush...? *points to his red cheeks*

Yes, Kasia, visit anytime you like, you know how to find it?

~fills all the empty glasses on the table~

Hello everybody
*lilts Will*

Hello Will, where have you been hiding?

Want a sweetie little boy?

~leers, then looks around to make sure Tweetie is not about to thump her~

mmmmmmmm, Tweetie.

I just poped in at your new place, Mina, this jacuzzi is really smashing.

Hello Mara, can I mix you a drink?

It is lovely!!
Will obviously doesn't want a sweetie then.
~looks downcast~

What flavour sweetie?

Hi Will, where is your dearie?

I don't know Mina has very kindly offered me a sweet though

~checks packet~

They're schoolboy tempting flavour.
Want one?

~offers packet~

Well that's very tempting, yes I think so. Do you have one in green?

Could I have a ¥ please?

*waits for pause and then utters*

Who wants to suck on a fisherman friend?

(I'm sorry, I just had to do it!)

Fair enough

Oi Duffy!
I'd finally got him to accept a sweetie after weeks of trying.
~gives Will a green sweetie~

Hi Goof, what drink do you want? I am used to climbing over the bhar.

~slightly embarrassed at being caught trying to molest the schoolboy~

Sorry if I offened anyone!

I've never been molested before...

~thanks her lucky stars~