h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* M.K grabs the bottle Kes has been given and stares... *

I'm terribly sorry Kes, I don't know where THAT one came from !!!

* He searches around for a replacement and stops... *

* An evil grin passes across his face... *

I know it might be far too early, but I have got some absinthe around here somewhere...

* Searches *

Ahah !

* pours some small measure and places it infront of his best 'alcoholic' customer... *

* He turns to Dax... *

Would you like a drop my dear ?

I here its magic in its own right, but perhaps that is just the mild halucengenic properties inherent...

Charmed ?

Well, Piper alright, but then again, I'm not all that fussy about which one in particular...

* Thinks about her suggestion to stop time, and ponders that he would have certainly had 'the time of his life'... *

Lord M.K*

*Looks at label*

By jove - so it is - genuine absinthe. However did you manage that? Haven't had one of those since France gave up on Algeria. Yes please!

*Braces himself for the unique experience about to unfold ...*

Well sure... I´ll have one of those, I´m up for anything, no matter what time of day it is

*Blinks knowningly at M.K.*

*Kes has finished his drink, and spent a couple of minutes watching the taps tap-dancing in the sink*

Thank you Mi'Lord. I'll go looking for Peace(ful) now ... See if I can figure out which one of us she is or isn't married to. On which subject, I'm expecting some papers from my London lawyers. If they arrive while I'm out - just leave them at reception - I'll collect later.

Cheer up, it may never happen, or it may, depending. Farewell.

*Exit, followed by small selection of irridescent floating elephants*

* M.K decides to join them in the toast to being utterly 'bladdered' after half a measure... *

* After he regains the power of speech, he says to Kes... *

Smooth, isn't it...

...but, I thought it would be a walk in the forest for someone of your constitution...

* He sizes up Dax's 'constitution' and is impressed... *

* He ponders 'She certainly looks strong and fit enough for anything...' *

* Needless to say, he has quite a few things in mind... *

Lord M.K*

*Takes a sip of the drink*

*The room starts spinning a bit and she breakes out into song, as alcohol usually has that effect on her*

*After preforming a beautiful song and dance for M.K. she leans in on his shoulder, an intoxicated smile on her face, whispering in his ear*

So, what does a lady have to do to get a room around here?

* M.K watches several girls performing an exotic dance, infact the very kind Ms.Bardot did so well all those years ago, that he entirely misses the exit of Kes and his identical twin/ or twins as they case maybe... *

* He watches the strap of her top gradually slide down her beautific tanned arm... *

* He draws closer to her ear and whispers... *

Follow me...

* He leans around again, closer enough that his hot breath causes its way down Dax's shoulder... *

I think you had better hold on to me...

* He totters like a baby on his first steps towards the Reception area... *

Lord M.K*

*Giggling and stumbling following Lord M.K. out*

I missed an interesting evening I think.
Oh well. Time for my morning drink.

*Once more into the breach...*
Any one serving in this place?.....No?....Oh well!
*Will jumps over the bar and helps himself to some evil looking green-stuff*

*stares at the glass warily*
Time to get slaughtered?
Well... if I have to

...as long as there's coffe in it...

Sure. Please.
...d'you make espresso...?

*smiles and remembers that she was happily molested last night...*

*siiiiigh*

Hi Mara, do tell me more!

*Kasia purs Mara an espresso and an Earl Grey with hot milk for herself*

*grabs a bottle of tequila and hops up onto a stool*

Hiya Tweet', how are things going?

Can I have some of this tequilla, please?

*Kasia sits right beside Tweetie*

*clatter of high heels
Good morning everybody!
I'll be serving breakfast in a few minutes...
whispers to Kasia: I enjoyed that jaccuzi, Kasia, next time shall we invite Mina too? After all, it was her room!
*giggles*
*clatters off towards the kitchen

Huh!
Trust there to be no-one here when I have some juicy gossip!
Oh, well, you'll have to come & find me now, then bribe me with chocolate..

*Steps through the door. Every one stops what they are doing and stares*

Howdy all

*Walks up to the bar and addresses the bar keep*

You know where I can get a drink

Hello!
Er, it's the barkeep's day off, but I can serve you...what would you like?