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Have you seen my new stateroom Will?

Actually no, I must have missed that.

*soars into the bar and kisses Will*
Sorry I was away- couldn't be avoided
*grins*
Drinks are on me tonight Approved Guide Entry number four just arrived- and I actually wrote this one, I didn't just contribute to the forums...
*bigger grin*
Ok, I'm far too happy about this

~very pleased for Tweetie~

Well done honey!

~gets drinks~

~hopes Tweetie doesn't notice the bag of sweets hanging out of her pocket~

*notices*
*grins at Mina*

I wasn't going to break him.

~fills Tweeties glass~
I was only going to borrow him for half an hour.
Well, maybe an hour.

*punches her lightly*
I don't mind dummy
*pauses*
Well, maybe the borrowing part- but you can offer him a damned sweetie if you want to...
*stares at her glass*
What the heck am I drinking? I've gotten far more aggressive than usual...

Ok then, I'll keep offering him sweeties, as it pleases me greatly.
Don't you like your drink?
Let me get you another??

*confiscates Mina's sweets*
Could you get me a nice bottle of Saké ¥
Kampai *bows*

~manages to find some Saké ¥ Kampai somewhere~

Oi, I was offering those to someone in another forum!

Oh well, you'll have to keep me company then.

Umm this may not even be a relavent topic anymore,

but could i get a drink or more preferably a lot of drinks

If you shout at Mina you might get served (or you can go to the drinks cabinet at http://www.h2g2.com/A410301 and help yourself)

Mina, Kampai is Japanese for Cheers, so that's anpther one to add to your book

~mina serves without being shouted at, although she quite likes being shouted at~

Kaampai
Broost
Cheers!

Drinks all round!!

*At the mention of drinks all round, one eye opens on the body in the armchair; said body crawls to the bar*

Ooohh! Never again! ..... that goes for the drink as well. A tonic water ... with some very quiet bubbles and no bright lights or sudden movements, please.

Found the drinks cabinet.

Emptied the drinks cabinet.

Now its sleepy-sleepy time.

*Returns to the bar after checking into her room, and sits down on a barstool. She flips up the sunglasses that are hinged to her regular glasses so she can see in the subdued lighting of the bar.*

I'd like a nice large vodka and tonic, please.

Sunglasses - that's a good idea ... Oooh! my head!

Right ... a "VAT" for you ... ice & slice, I assume ... coming up.

*Staggers around the bar and manages to put the drink together. Climbs back onto bar stool and tries not to listen to the noise from the bubbles in the tonic water*

There you are - nice to meet you. Please talk quietly. Thank you.

*Her voice is naturally low and mellow.*
Hello, Kes is it? Thank you for the drink. I'm sorry you aren't feeling well. Can I help?

Possibly. For starters, does your elegant handbag contain any of the following:
a) spare pair of sunglasses
b) headache tablets
c) soluble vitamin A tablets

If so, I would be most grateful for the use of them ... after which, I may be able to talk coherently.
Oh - and I apologise for the state of my eyes ... but you should see how they look from my side!