h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think that's a good idea, a nice, chaste place for all you youngsters, so us old women don't make fools of ourselves.

Oh poor old you
You didn't make a fool of yourself, I quite enjoyed the idea of you in a nurse's PVC uniform....

When did this happen?

I can't remember Queenie.

But I did look good...

Gagdreek: *sits nervously beside Galaxy Babe*
Ah, uh, hello, mm, uh, lady. That's a very nice, er, halo?

Hello Gagdreek, how nice of you to say so! How are you all? Especially Kiddo, I have quite a soft spot for him, you know. You know I'm your Guardian Angel, don't you? I am not sure if I am supposed to be flirting with you.....I better check.
OK, I just did, it's OK, as long as we don't break anything.
I am just a little nervous myself, as I just found out that h2g2 has a legal department...but I digress.
Come here & tell me all about yourself.
That's the first rule of flirting.
Letting the other person talk.
It flatters them no end.
They'll love you for it.
Take my word for it.
Second lesson?
Eye contact....lots of it. Plenty of fluttering those long lashes too...
Third lesson?
Gagdreek? Am I going too fast?

Hello GB,

I do understand your first lesson, that's easy... but do I have to listen to what the other person says ?

Of course not! But it does help if you nod occasionally, as if you ARE listening
Maybe I should charge for these lessons.....ummmmm say, a kiss each?

a kiss for each lesson is OK

*starts to flutter with his eyelashes*

*kiss*
You're a quick learner

ok then, third lesson, what's coming now?
May I offer you a drink ?

Great! I said you were a fast learner.....
{I'll have a PGGB, thanks!}
*another kiss*

hehe
*gives a hug to GB*
learning from you is a great pleasure

Hugs are always welcome

*stamding at the door way*
they are safer than kisses at any rate.
and while we are on the subject.
*runs up and kises G.B.*
thats how to kiss someone propperly

Ooh! My hero! Now that's a self-assured man who knows how to bowl a maiden over!
*Stop laughing over there!*

*coughs gently as she tries to stop*
*manages admirably... for just over two seconds*
*breaks out into giggles again*

*sniggers*

Alright, now all I need is a round of applause.....

*obliges her*