h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm not too keen on red, but I'll drink virtually anything, so cheers!

Gagdreek: Hello! Frlirting huh? I'm not sure I know how to do that. Hello miss.

Hello young man.....
Haven't seen you in here before.....
Do you know how to flirt?
Or would you like me to teach you?
*circling the top of her glass with a delicate finger

Gagdreek: Actually I am kind of new at it. Let's see... what do I do first? erm...
Hello...uh, er, how...uh, are you? uh...

Whew... That was hard.

Did you say hard?
Hmmmmm.....

er...............................

Now then! Leave the poor boy alone, or he'll think we're all nymphomaniacs in here.....
Now then, Gagdreek, come & sit by me, and I'll teach you all you need to know.....
*patting the seat beside her

We are all nymphomaniacs in here, let's not be shy about it!

*coughs to get attention*
Hmm, I don't think I'd fit in here....
*walks off*

Mind if I rest here for a while?

I don't mind, are you female?
*wink*

Oh no, you're not so I've made a fool of myself
Sorry!

Why - would it make a difference?

What?
You being a man or me making a fool out of myself?

The former! What do you have to do to get a drink around here? What are the girls like?

We girls are wonderful! And why aren't you at the masked Ball at Foxy Manor???

Oh
I thought the service was pretty good myself and I think there are quite a few women round here. Try Mina, the horny devil
Of course, I'm not man enough for her......
*sobs*

No thanks - past my bed-time. Pleased to hear about your garden though; bet it looks a treat.

Thanks RedWills. I'll pop by soon. Now where did I put that bed? Night, night all - happy flirting.

You should have a young person's flirting corner, this is discrimination! Don't say it wouldn't be right because you know everyone is at it!