h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Kasia, my dear,

I'm glad you made your way round here
*tries to smile like George Clooney*

How's that (especially the eyes)?

Well, you make me feel week, Ringo... Those eyes *sigh*

By Gollie, he's starting to give you "the old eye"! Kasia, there is nothing to save you from now on!

week?

weak, I would appreciate more
and I promise I catch you if you fall

You see, I'm making mistakes, just because of your eyes, Ringo...

Of course, I meant weak and now as you will catch me, maybe I should try...

BTW Lord W.: who said that I want to be saved, eh?

'Ol green (I have to admit)will be right in place

Well, Kasia, as and old rescuer by nature, I'm always in the right place as soon as something might happen - and I tell you, Mr. Ringo is a danger to all ladies as soon as he's starting to look around with his weakening eyes and grins and haircut and all sorts of things. But if you don't want to be rescued - well there you are: lost in the arms of an Latin Lover in disguise...
But don't blame me I didn't warn you!

oops, I forgot he eyes

'Ol green eyes will be right in place

jealous, Lord Worthington?

To be honest: YES! Who wouldn't want to look like Ringo and have such success with the ladies like him! Well, I'm just a poor wealty Lord with no ladies in my castles and therefore very jealous of Ringo, the womanizer!

Im sorry Kasia to leave so early, but I hope to hear from you later (and don't marry Ringo! I'm lots better off! Maybe not so good looking, but mind the castles and parks and stuff!)
CU!

Green! Very nice!

Lord W., don't woryy, please, I can manage - do you know, what a vamp is?!

Are you??

Any thing to drink in this place

I alwyays have a bottle of Veuve Cliquot with me, usualy for the ladies...but in this case - there you go

*TC dressed demurely in a black trouser suit comes in and sits at the bar*

I don't suppose there's anyone here at the moment, but I have just discovered this Drinks Cabinet and found the words "Oh, and it has been known to appear, uninvited, all of a sudden, for no reason. If it does your best bet is to grab a drink, sit
down in a comfy chair and see what happens."

This is so true. Fate drew it to my attention tonight. I have just spent an hour reading the whole lot in one go. Most arousing. "Flirting" seems to be everything from fluttering eyelashes through brutal grabbing and kissing to orgies with cats.

*She orders a Bucks Fizz - just to see what happens if someone does*

My flirting is a little rusty. But I'm willing to have a go. Will have to wait and see who is the first target. See if the old tactics still work.

*Applies mascara, to be in with a chance in the eyelash stakes. Then gets confident and practises lasciviously applying lipstick*

Hi, Trillian's child - you look just gorgeous!

Ringo: well, I could be a vamp , if this is what you want...

So do you Kasia. I think I'll hang around until later this evening, with a bit of luck there'll be more men here then. How can we make this place more seductive till things start moving again? What music do you think. Please no Mantovani. Turns me right off. Most people like Ravel's Bolero.

*goof arrives carrying a large box*
Anybody want a "Ca'quila"? I just picked up a load from the offie.

*looks suspiciously at TC and wonders if she(?)'ll take the bottle Bucks Fizz one sitting in front of her, especially with that expirery date*
It's a mix of Tequila, Agave juice and lime. I'm pretty impressed.

*puts a bottle of Sauza Gold in the Cabinet*
This is all they had but they've put in another special order for me

Has anyone seen Mina or have I been left alone to flirt with someone else

*opens 2 Ca'quilas and holds up the 2nd to see who takes it*

No you haven't.
But if you want to you can.