h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No, pumpkin. I only have... er... fingers for you

How sweet of you to say so.

~tries not to comment on the wording~

I would have said eyes but these sorry orbs have never gazed the pasionate blue pools that others have been fortunate to see.

These fingers, too, have never touched your hair. The cold hard keyboard is their only contact.

I long to hold you in my arms, to smell your scent, to feel your warmth as you lay there quivering, panting, exhausted...

....... and to be able to get a sentance finished without missing out words.....

Wow.
~needs to go and have a lie down now~

*smiles*

I'll be back when I've had a chance to recover.

(Aside) Ha! She's gone. Maybe I can have a bash now.

Goof - I'll have one of those ca'quilas if you'll teach me to rumba.

Charming.
Could hardly wait for me to be out of the way.
~sulks~

Well, nothing happened anyway. It would have been more fun if you'd stayed.

More fun so we could share?
Or more fun so we could have a fight?
Either way sounds good to me.

As long as you know, when I fight over men, I am not really fighting over men, I'm fighting for superiority.

*smiles*

TC, sorry I missed you. *kisses hand*

Hi, Mina *kisses lips*

As you can both take care of yourselves I'll let you fight over me if you wish but I'd rather be shared

*goof wonders if he's man enough*

*gives Ca'quila to TC and PN to Mina*

Thanks for the drink honey.

I haven't seen her since then.

*arrives singing*

certain things are likely...
hypnotize me , hypnotize me

*waits for charming ladies to come*

sorry, Mina. I've just the backlog... fancy anything to drink?

Yes please ringo, I'll have a Bloody Mina.

Especially as you ignored me before.

there you go, Mina. Don't take it bad that I haven't seen you straight away

Thank you very much hon.
I'm not sure how I could be overlooked, I thought I was quite distinctive.