h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Want to flirt? Hang arround here and see who turns up.

*goof stands in the corner and looks shy*

When did this thread appear?
Oh, 14 hours ago.
I like flirting, so I'll join you.

~Mina perches on a bar stool looking like she wants to be flirted with~

(I hope you don't mind that I brought my own barstool? I'll tidy it up when I leave.)

Thank you for inviting me, Mina.
*Looks around.
Nice place, mine's a malibu & pineapple, please!
Just one chunk of ice, thanks!
So, who wants to start flirting?

Wow There is so much going on here.
*looks around for some one with drinks when no one appers gabs himself a glass and a bottle of scotch. Looks arround againe notices Galixy Babe decides to start the tacky lines*
Darling you dazzle me with your presance I look in to your eyes and I am overwhelemd with the desier to sweep you off your feet and find a tropical Island some where (whith a fully stocked bar of corse ) where I can fully express my devotan to you.

*goof walks over to mina and holds up a lighter*
Can I light that for you?
*realises that mina doesn't have a ciggarette*
Ermm...

Hold on, I've got one in my bag.

~rummages in her bag for a minute before remembering she hasn't got a bag~

Shall we start again?
This place is nice, do you come here often?

Every now and then. I'm sure I've seen you here before. ~smiles~

*Kicks juke box in the corner and a slow slushy song starts to play Kisses G.B.s hand*
Would you do e the honer of giving me this dance great lady

I'm suprised I haven't noticed you before.

~smiles back~

Shall we see if we can get some music going?

I think VP has seen to the music.

Do you mind if I turn the lights down a bit in here, it's a bit too bright for me.

*dims lights, but only slightly*

Could I get you a drink?

The honour is all mine, Vince.
*allows herself to be swept off her feet.....

Oh, I didn't notice the music, I was concentrating on what you were saying.
I'd love a drink, please, a glass of white wine would be nice.
That's much nicer with the lights on low.

*goof produces a bottle of wine*

It's called 'The Unpronounceable Grape", it's more a medium dry than the dry it says on the lable.

*uncorks the wine and selects the 2 finest cut crystal glasses*
*pours 2 glasses, not too full, just right*

A toast. To you.
Cheers.

What beautiful glasses, and this wine is perfect, thank you.

Is that aftershave you're wearing? You smell very nice.

It is. I don't normally wear it but this evening, for some reason, I did. I'm glad you like the wine.

*sips wine*

I love your dreadlocks.

That's so nice of you to say. I haven't had them long, but I like them. They make me stand out in a crowd. Especially in the tight-arse town I live in.

~rests her hand on Goof's shoulder and leans forward to try to identify his aftershave~

Nope, I give in. (Story of my live) What is it called?

Jose Cuervo Gold.
No, I'm joking, to be honest I can't remember the name. As I said I don't normally wear it. Have another smell, see if you can wotk it out.
~smiles~

~leans closer~
Do you know I think that it is Lynx?
~breathes deeply~
Voodoo, if I'm not mistaken. That's my favourite. Makes my legs go wobbly.
I know it's not really aftershave, but it's still lovely.

That's very perceptive of you (and quite scarey, IRL I'm wearing Lynx Voodoo)

*goof doesn't know what to say*

It's not too scarey, I'm a witch you know.
I'm used to it.

So you smell really lovely IRL as well as virtually?
Hmmmm.
I quite like my men speechless, stops them from arguing, or saying "NO!" Wouldn't work quite so well here though, so please don't try it.