h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*ROFL*
Your english is very good, ringo.
Much better than my German, anyway.
*links arms with ringo
Now, say something else in a russian accent to me.....

Hi, Mina. I hope you've been behaving yourself while I've been away.

*winks*
*wishes he hadn't, it always looks dodgy*

Are you any good at french accents, Mina? They're very sexy.

champagnikoff forsky alliew YYY

fetching...*closes his dictionary*

You're so cute to me - and that's how I remember the British ladies ( or are you coming from anyplace else?)

Well, dear Goof, I give good french lessons

ringo, you will have me coming all over the place in a minute if you carry on talking in a russian accent, you naughty boy!
*mock slap on ringo's face
*ringo catches GB's wrist & pulls her towards him
*GB looks deep into ringo's eyes {for the second time today} and sighs
Oh, ringo, your eyes are so....hypnotic.
I think you could make me do anything you wanted me to.....

Goof, I 'aven't been bad today, if zat iz what you are zinking.

Would you like me to be bad?

Do you 'ave somezing in your eye?
~Mina doesn't feel sexy, she feels silly~

I don't think the sort of French you teach is what he is after. Not if I have anything to do with it anyway Babe.

ringo, yes I am British, cute? Well, it's better than some of the things that I have been called in the past.

~sighs~
GB, let me think of something, Darlingskaja

Mina, maybe cute wasn't exactly what I wanted to say, i think gorgeous fits much better
forget what anyone called you in the past - GORGEOUS- (hope I spelled it right)

Oh my... Oh... I feel a bit....

*goof faints*

Darlingskajka....ooh...that'll do nicely, ringo.
*wraps her arms around his neck
*snuggles up ~very~ close
{sigh}
This is lovely....

I hope you didn't hit your head when you fainted Goof.
Goof?
Goof?

Oh well. ~shrugs~

Thanks for calling me gorgeous ringo, I am suprised you could tell as GB's beauty normally outshines me.

*hugs GB ~very~ tightly*
GB my love, you make me feel so...I hardly dare to say

awwwwwwwwww!
*hugs Mina
*looks at Goof on the floor
*shrugs
*looks at ringo through half-closed lids
Darlingsky....would you get me another drink?

My dearest Mina,

sure GB outshines a lot, bot nonetheless I see your gourgesness - hey, you'll give eyesight to the blind (like The Who did say)

*opens his eyes slowly*

ooch, all those simultanous postings.
*hands a malibu&coke to GB*
Mina, what about you? I think Goof needs something strong now.*climbs behind the bar too see if he can prepare a gargleblaster

Give eyesight to the blind?
You have such a way with words, I think I need to sit down.

~turns around and falls over Goof, still on the floor~

hmm, this is comfortable. I think I'll staay here for a minute.

Can I have a gargleblaster too?

maybe the reason for my 'way with words' is that I learned it all either in cornish pubs or from pop songs

Here's your gargleblaster, Mina
Goof, take this; it'll help

Cornish pubs are great!

thanks for this drink, I think goof is going to be out of it for a while. Do you think he will mind if I use him for a footstool.

~sits on a bar stool and uses Goof like a footstool~

If they're having gargleblasters {strange, I thought that was a person} can I have a long, slow screw?

you're right, Mina, cornish pubs are great fun
*places his barstool next to goof*

we do have gargleblasters, of coursakoff