h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*grins*
Funny isn't it. I'm 16 for God's sake, and worried about that crap...
Can't get much more ridiculous can you?

I'd be concerned if you WEREN'T worried about it at 16... God knows the rest of the human race, regardless of age, spends a largely inordinate amount of time, effort and money on sex. And that's just before they get any.

LMAO
*grins*
I know, and that's the ridiculous thing. It's so crappy that the human race devotes so much angst to the subject...

*flutters his eyelashes at anything that moves*

Damn contact lenses!

Mina?!
*goof calls blindly*

I can't find you.

*goof stumbles around until he finds ~something~*
Oh, my! What the hech is that?

What are you doing Goof?
You look so funny!

~sniggers a bit, then realises that's not very flirtatious~

Oh my dear, let me help to clean you up, I've really no idea how that got in here, let's kick it under the table.

DARK GRAY: What's all this about? What's with all the flirting?

flirt - (usually followed by with) try to attract sexually but without serious intent.

Does that clear things up for you?

If they can't prove intent, does that mean you get a reduced sentence?

Like this?

(Puns, I love 'em!)

Yep.

(me too!)

Hello Mina and Nexus,

GB invited me to come around, so if you don't mind...

think there's still a lot to learn for me; though sometimes I don't understand every single Word (puns?)

A pun is a word with two meanings, the meanings can be swapped in conversation for a humorous effect.

See "sentence" above.

Hmm, still haven't got it completely - but forget about that. Maybe I manage to attract with a foreign accent

*winks at mina
Now you know why I invited him......

hehe
*makes himself comfortable and thinks of "a fish called Wanda"*

Oh, my!!!! {swoon.....} CLUNK *allows herself to be picked up {that's a pun....} ;-) *looks deep into ringo's eyes Talk to me in Russian.....oo-er, I've gone all funny.... Um, ringo, would you come with me to another Party! I'm throwing at the moment? We can come back here, or start a new thread of our own....;-)http://www.h2g2.com/F46970?thread=71561&latest=1

Are you Russian Ringo?

Previat.
don't know if that's how it's spelt, but it's how it sounds.

well, it sounds good, whatver it means.
no, I'm not Russian, I'm just one of those bloody Germans, as Ian Brodie of the Lightnin' Seeds said
("I don't mind anyone missing a penalty, but why always to the bloody Germans ??)

Oh well, never mind, it only meant Hello anyway.

I don't know any German at all, but that's a rather fetching accent you have.