h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok I was practising this afternoon an the bowling green.

*DD leans nonchalently at the bar and watches the guys in the room before launching into any serious flirting*

Hi DD, hands off this one, he's wearing my favourite aftershave.
I told him not to borrow it, but he wouldn't listen.

Well we see which way he swings shall we.

Right then, someone's going to have to be the innocent abroad around here...

*looks round*

Oh. It's me. *bashful grin*

*goof smiles, and tries to look enigmatic*

Is it flirting with all comers? Or did you misread 'innocent Abroad' and think it said 'innocent broad'?

DD, HI, I enjoyed watching the Grand Prix with you last weekend. *wonders if that will confuse Mina*
I haven't 'seen' you since but heard you've been having a bit of a hard time. I just wanted to say that there are loads and loads of people here on your side. Don't let the other morons get you down.

*offers Mina a cigarette, to show that he hasn't forgotten her*

*DD wonders whether he should really flirt with a supporter*

What the heck!!!

*DD licks his upper lip subtlely.

I think we're all going to have to watch out for simulpost confusion around here. Sorry N7, that was meant for Mina.

It's got busier in here all of a sudden.

Thanks for the ciggy Goof, I guess I've got competition for your affections.
I lurve a challenge.

You do have a slight advantage, but who knows...

*hides his face behind his long hair*

Why don't we go over to sit in a booth? Near the fire?
It's quieter there.

I'd love to but I've really got to go. Can I meet you here again sometime.

*looks hopeful, but confident. definately not desperate*

I'm sure we'll meet again.

I was talking to DD

Oh sure you can.

*flutters eye lashes*

Sorry Mina, I think he's decided how to swing.

~knows when she's beaten. Steals the glasses as she leaves.~

My darling you look devine, you dance like an Angel (well I would be suprised if you did not but you know what I mean)
*Blushes*
And you called me cute What more could a man want

Thank you Vince
*wonders how strange it was that both Vince & GB disappeared from this thread at the same time, and reappeared simultaneously, too!
*hopes the others in here didn't think they slunk off somewhere together, after all, it was our first dance!
Would you like to get me a drink, now, Vince?
A vodka jelly would be superb....

btw DD....*what* were you practising at the Bowling Green?