h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

DARK GRAY: How's this for flirting?

*Grabs Petunia and kisses her for five seconds*

*decides to Ignore the fact that dark gry had just punched the stone statue sext to him*
I would give it 4 out of ten no rhought has gon in to that at all
*ducks under the next clumbsy swing and tuns his atenchan back on to Tweety*

*DARK GRAY kisses Tweetie as well*

What's the point of this flirting!?

*Smiling dreamily *

Oh, a kiss like that can put thoughts in a girl's head.

DARK GRAY: What kind of thoughts? Maybe there is something to this flirting.

Have you got a kiss for me, too, DARK GRAY?

Have you lot been drinking? If not you should start soon.

*hands round tray of tequila shots*

*Gray grabs Galaxy Babe and kisses her for ten seconds*

Gray: Anyone else?

Who brought that statue in here???

Any shots left Goof?

Petunia, sorry, I didn't get a chance to talk earlier. Grey seems to have gone on a bit of a rampage. Can i get you a drink?

Not if it only takes you 10 seconds.

*passes a couple of shots to Mina*

Look where a little harmless flirting lead to, who'd have guessed?

I certainly didn't.
Goof, any shoot left?

*passes shot to ringo*

watch out for Grey, he's not too fussy this evening.

you think he's trying to kiss me...for half a minute ??
thanks for the shot

Thanks Goof honey, I needed that.

No problem, BTW who gets to clear after this.

*checking to see if the forum empties*

DARK GRAY: I'm just getting warmed up.

*Grabs Mina and kisses her for 20 seconds*

Don't think about that; it's the same with flirting, you must not think about where it will end

No, this forum isn't empty.
What do you mean, DARK GRAY's not so fussy tonight?
Oh, hi ringo, come here, you hunk.
*bends him over backwards
*kisses him passionately
Now, talk to me in a russian accent again, you whole hunk'a'lurve, you..