h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

G'day Kuma
I don't know about the phlog - I get the feeling I accidently stepped on Affy's toes a little by drinking Phlog, but I don't see why a bucketful of Spiffy wouldn't go down nicely.

Glad to know I wasn't sleeping on one of your relatives over there by the fire

*wanders into the party room.*
this was in the busiest conversation list. i'd say.
hell-o, sorry about the smell of burning flesh and brimstone. i just came from Hell. miserable place. i would kill myself if i hadn't already.

G'day, I've died (my, but that looks odd). I know the perfect cure for fire and brimstone - a Spiffy! Here, just dip a glass into this bucket

thank you, but not even that can sooth my tortured soul. i will most likely be returning soon. i can't help it when i do, and it hurts like...

Good to see you I've Died!
Hello Cthulu!

I've Died, how's life treating you?

Waiter, a very large brandy please!

life couldn't possibly be worse.

Howdy Redbeard!

I've Died!, I make no claims about the medicinal properties of Spiffies, we'll have to wait until Affy gets back with the findings from the research. All I know is that they are a (relatively) safe version of phlog invented by Odradek. As a former all-powerful God, I am more or less immune, but I don't know what effects there may be for a fallen angel Saint

So Redbeard, what say you to adding Fried Kangaroo Steak with mushroom sauce to the menu?

Sorry to hear that, I've Died. Have a drink and something to eat if you can.

Cthulu, I see no problem with adding Kangaroo with mushrooms to the menu -- as long as neither the Kangaroo or the mushrooms are sentient!

befor i go i guess i should worn you all that Hell is real and it's far worse then i could have imagined! you-

*He suddenly bursts into flames. He screams as his body burns, his skin melts off, and his skeleton turns into a smoldering heap.*

*he has gone Back*

Hmmm... sounds like Philadelphia last week.

Hmmm. I hope that isn't too regular an occurence - rather messy.

Waiter, a plate of medium rare kangaroo steak in mushroom sauce, a side dish of Caesar salad with foie gras highlights, a platter of assorted breads & cheeses, and I might just finish off these spiffies.

Oh, and if you could just wipe up the charred remains? Thanks a lot.

Once I've finished this I might just curl back up by the fire. If you feel the need to close up, just lay me on the doorstep - I'll come to within a day or so.......

Saw the shin-dig going on, noticed it said "formal" and "by invitation only", so naturually, I had to crash wearing nothing other than my skivvies!

Where's the food? Is a babe gonna jump out of a cake?

*hic*

da Baron ---------------------------------------* PTING!

Waiter!

*whispers in waiters ear..........People hear things like "Fied Human with lettuce"...and "knuckle salad".....Waiter walks away quickly

*DD returns from Scotland bearing an avacado dip and some Julieened carrots*

Any one for a dip?

DD... you know I dont like celery... Ice cream goes quite well with jelly so I've heard... and you need to try everyting once...

*walks in and grabs some dip to eat*

I ove celery though DD....and i'd adore some of that dip..

Is it sheep dip?

Waiter! Some Six Grapes Port, please!

Hello, all!

DD, I'd love some avocado dip.
How was Scotland?

Very good

*reaches out for some celery and hands it out to Eomando and takes some himself*

*Hands FC some Jello and Ice cream*