h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sidles up to St. P*

you know you really should try this jelly.... its really nice *innocence*

and stop worrying so much about HIM... he's in good hands... well, usually....

I guess I'm still here. Holding this cloud in place. Don't mind me, oh, your not. okay.
HEY! no sense just sitting here! I ought to do something! like uh, like... socialive!
Hi...er... Fation Cat. oops, i mean Fashio cat. how...how's it.. you... haw are yoo thn?
~ahem~ *awkward smile*

right. *you know not to get in her way when she goes all determined like this*

*walks up to Mr. I*


come on you. you've been lurking for too long... now. shall we dance or would you like a drink first

I wouldn't call it lurcking, more like observing from a safe distance.
But uh, okay, let's dance then.

*Heads out to the middle of the floor*

Is the band still here? No matter, I alway carry a juke box just-in-case.
Care to pick the song?

something by bon jovi i think... not had any from them for a while...

there's a good reason for THAT! lol

'puter crash an i miss alot...

By the way, if anyone is sober, I thought tequilla slammers consisted of 1&1/5 oz. of drink half an oz. of Sprit, or 7-up in the same glass, banged of the ber so it fizzes up into a foammy shot? or is that just the Canadian way?

*pulls up a cloud, turns the t.v to the cartoon network and watchs star trek, the animated series*

Could someone explain timezones to me since time is an illusion? I'm confused, drunk, or a combination of all three.

*Whirls past Mr. I. with Tweetie in his arms.*

Well, it's like ... um ... err ... y'know ... well, think of an orange...

*His voice recedes into the distance.*

*goes straight to the bar, catches a non-alkoholic drink*

Puh, I'm really out of form, must work for it.
Now, that I'm not thirsty anymore, can I have a double bourbon on the rocks?

What about some music from 'The Police'?

*calls over from the dancefloor*
How about Every Breath You Take? That's a great song

Hey Tweet', how did you guess?!

*runs to the dancefloor and starts to sing the song with all the others*

*leans over to Kasia during the bridge and says*
I'm a genius
*resumes singing*

I should have guessed - your name, you now...

* flutters to a quite corner and take a little rest...*

So... uh... OK...

*comes from her quiet corner*

Okay I'm fit again.

*waves back to Saint Bob and Mr.Indifferent*

*Gives a friendy nod to Kasia. Thinks "It's funny how I keep runnning into the same people on h2g2". Turns to Tweetie.*

My, fair maid, you do look ravishing tonight. Wanna keep dancing?

I'm sulking at you over at my party.
*pouts*
*grins*
But I still like you in this one
*pulls Chrome over to the dancefloor*

*props up the bar*

wonder if Ras feels like concocting another cocktail for me...

* HE wanders past clutching his head & using his other head to guide his unsteady footfalls... *

* HE waves weakly at Silent Bob knowing at least he will keep the noise down... *

Look everyone, I'm sure there is another party going on somewhere else at Tweetie's & Angelwings...

So if you might let this senior citizen of Heaven get some rest, it would be appreciated...

* HE wanders out & the lights go out... *